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Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. Foreword: Who Is Simple?
  5. Feet Live Their Own Life
  6. Landladies
  7. Simple Prays A Prayer
  8. Conversation on the Corner
  9. Simple on Indian Blood
  10. A Toast to Harlem
  11. Simple and His Sins
  12. Temptation
  13. Wooing the Muse
  14. Vacation
  15. Letting off Steam
  16. Jealousy
  17. Banquet in Honor
  18. A Veteran Falls
  19. High Bed
  20. Final Fear
  21. There Ought to be a Law
  22. Income Tax
  23. No Alternative
  24. Springtime
  25. Last Whipping
  26. Seeing Double
  27. Simple on Military Integration
  28. Blue Evening
  29. A Letter from Baltimore
  30. Seven Rings
  31. What Can a Man Say?
  32. Empty Room
  33. Picture for Her Dresser
  34. Cocktail Sip
  35. Apple Strudel
  36. Bop
  37. Formals and Funerals
  38. Fancy Free
  39. Midsummer Madness
  40. Morals Is Her Middle Name
  41. They Come and They Go
  42. A Million—and One
  43. Two Loving Arms
  44. All in the Family
  45. Kick for Punt
  46. Subway to Jamaica
  47. No Tea for the Fever
  48. Boys, Birds, and Bees
  49. On the Warpath
  50. A Hearty Amen
  51. Must Have a Seal
  52. Shadow of the Blues
  53. Once in a Wife-time
  54. Present for Joyce
  55. Christmas Song
  56. Tied in a Bow
  57. Sometimes I Wonder
  58. Four Rings
  59. Simply Love
  60. Bang-up Big End
  61. Duty Is Not Snooty
  62. Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
  63. A Dog Named Trilby
  64. Enter Cousin Minnie
  65. Radioactive Red Caps
  66. Two Sides Not Enough
  67. Puerto Ricans
  68. Minnie Again
  69. Vicious Circle
  70. Again Cousin Minnie
  71. Name in Print
  72. Minnie One More Time
  73. An Auto-Obituary
  74. Jazz, Jive, and Jam
  75. About the Author
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

“I HAVE not seen you for a few days,” I said. “Where’ve you been?”

“Working,” said Simple.

“Same place, your old job back?”

“Not yet—but the same place. I’m helping to reconvert. I went down there Monday and said, ‘Look here, don’t you need somebody to maintain while you converts?’

“The man said, ‘I believe they are short-handed, but I don’t believe they’re employing any colored boys in the reconversion jobs.’

“I said, ‘What makes you think I’m colored? They done took such words off of jobs in New York State by law.’

“I know he wanted to say, ‘But they ain’t took the black off of your face.’

“But he did not. He just looked kind of surprised when I said, ‘What makes you think I’m colored?’ Then he grinned. And I grinned. He is a right good-natured white man.

“He said, ‘Go see the foreman.’

“I did. And I got took on. I got tired of waiting for them to reconvert that plant, so I am reconverting along with them. In six or eight weeks, they’ll be ready to open up again. I will know a lots more about the new machines and things they are putting in because I’m watching every move they make and every screw they turn. Maybe I might even get a better job when the plant opens up. We got a good shop steward in my department. I believe he will look out for me.”

“I hope so,” I said. “You’ve been there long enough to deserve some upgrading.”

“I’m on the up-and-up,” said Simple. “I was so happy last night, I kissed Joyce all over the parlor. When we set down on the sofa she thought there was a bear next to her. I were so rambunctious, Joyce says, ‘There’s an end to this sofa—and you have got me right up against the end. Unhand me, Jess Semple. I’m going to make you something to drink.’

“Now that surprised me so that I let her go. Joyce had not ever made me a drink before—knowing how I drink in the street—except she’s giving a party and serving guests and such, which must include me. Well, sir, Joyce went on back in the kitchen, and in a few minutes she comes out with two cups and a pot just steaming, something with a spicy smell.

“‘Whiskey toddy?’

“‘Guess again.’

“‘Hot rum punch?’

“‘No!’ she says, ‘Sassafras tea.’

“‘What?’ I hollers. ‘Sassafras tea?’

“‘To cool the blood,’ she says. ‘You remember down home, old folks used to give it to the young folks in the spring? Well, spring is on its way, dear. And I think you need this.’