Back Swing
Chapters (68)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Praise
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. Chapter 35
  41. Chapter 36
  42. Chapter 37
  43. Chapter 38
  44. Chapter 39
  45. Chapter 40
  46. Chapter 41
  47. Chapter 42
  48. Chapter 43
  49. Chapter 44
  50. Chapter 45
  51. Chapter 46
  52. Chapter 47
  53. Chapter 48
  54. Chapter 49
  55. Chapter 50
  56. Chapter 51
  57. Chapter 52
  58. Chapter 53
  59. Chapter 54
  60. Chapter 55
  61. Chapter 56
  62. Chapter 57
  63. Chapter 58
  64. Chapter 59
  65. Acknowledgments
  66. About the Author
  67. Also by Rupert Holmes
  68. What’s next onyour reading list?

Normally, this little mystery would have occupied my mind for the rest of the evening, but it was the Swing score that held all my interest.

I stared at the Photostat’s white notes on a black background and found the staff where I’d written the lead tenor sax part of Swing. What would they spell if I read those notes a whole tone lower?

The answer, I was both disappointed and yet far more relieved to learn, was nothing. Gail had simply been playing a musical game with “A Bach Ache,” and the game had ended there.

I flipped the pages. Swing had sounded so credible when Gail had played it for me on the piano in her room. Maybe it was my orchestration that had caused all the laughter.

I looked over one section where I’d opted for the keyboard to take a solo cadenza, rather than orchestrate and transpose it for the wind instruments. Perhaps the whole piece should have stayed that way. Still thinking a whole tone lower, I read, in my mind, C#-E-F-A-C-A-D-E ... I stopped and reread the last six notes.

They spelled facade.

Was that just coincidence? I looked around the page and could find nothing. Then I remembered to substitute H for B-natural and B for B-flat, in accordance with Gail’s “Bach Ache” code.

Yes, there in the trombones, no more than two bars from the word facade, was the word cache. I turned the pages. There again. In the bass. Beach.

Oh, of course. Trombones, piano, and bass are all instruments written in concert pitch. Their parts don’t get transposed. But sax and trumpet parts are transposed. If there was a message hidden within the entire chart, you’d need to bring all the notes back to one common key, the way they’d been in Gail’s original Swing composition for the piano. Undoing—“unexploding,” really—what I had done to the piece as its orchestrator. Only then would you bring the entire arrangement down a whole tone.

Yes, it would be laborious, but nothing a few copyists couldn’t accomplish in a day or two at most, working with what would have been (were it not for my Photostat) the only form of Swing now in existence: the individual music parts, the ones the Pan-Pacific Orchestra had played that afternoon. You’d take each part and copy it into a blank score, transposing those instruments that needed to be transposed, until the entire piece was in the same unified key. You’d reduce that down to a piano score and then transpose the entire piano part down a whole tone (as Gail’s “Bach Ache” key to the code had indicated) and you’d have all the correct notes.