Chapters (68)
- Cover Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Praise
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 29
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 32
- Chapter 33
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 35
- Chapter 36
- Chapter 37
- Chapter 38
- Chapter 39
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 41
- Chapter 42
- Chapter 43
- Chapter 44
- Chapter 45
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 47
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 49
- Chapter 50
- Chapter 51
- Chapter 52
- Chapter 53
- Chapter 54
- Chapter 55
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 57
- Chapter 58
- Chapter 59
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Also by Rupert Holmes
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Normally, this little mystery would have occupied my mind for the rest of the evening, but it was the Swing score that held all my interest.
I stared at the Photostat’s white notes on a black background and found the staff where I’d written the lead tenor sax part of Swing. What would they spell if I read those notes a whole tone lower?
The answer, I was both disappointed and yet far more relieved to learn, was nothing. Gail had simply been playing a musical game with “A Bach Ache,” and the game had ended there.
I flipped the pages. Swing had sounded so credible when Gail had played it for me on the piano in her room. Maybe it was my orchestration that had caused all the laughter.
I looked over one section where I’d opted for the keyboard to take a solo cadenza, rather than orchestrate and transpose it for the wind instruments. Perhaps the whole piece should have stayed that way. Still thinking a whole tone lower, I read, in my mind, C#-E-F-A-C-A-D-E ... I stopped and reread the last six notes.
They spelled facade.
Was that just coincidence? I looked around the page and could find nothing. Then I remembered to substitute H for B-natural and B for B-flat, in accordance with Gail’s “Bach Ache” code.
Yes, there in the trombones, no more than two bars from the word facade, was the word cache. I turned the pages. There again. In the bass. Beach.
Oh, of course. Trombones, piano, and bass are all instruments written in concert pitch. Their parts don’t get transposed. But sax and trumpet parts are transposed. If there was a message hidden within the entire chart, you’d need to bring all the notes back to one common key, the way they’d been in Gail’s original Swing composition for the piano. Undoing—“unexploding,” really—what I had done to the piece as its orchestrator. Only then would you bring the entire arrangement down a whole tone.
Yes, it would be laborious, but nothing a few copyists couldn’t accomplish in a day or two at most, working with what would have been (were it not for my Photostat) the only form of Swing now in existence: the individual music parts, the ones the Pan-Pacific Orchestra had played that afternoon. You’d take each part and copy it into a blank score, transposing those instruments that needed to be transposed, until the entire piece was in the same unified key. You’d reduce that down to a piano score and then transpose the entire piano part down a whole tone (as Gail’s “Bach Ache” key to the code had indicated) and you’d have all the correct notes.