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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

The evening had come quickly, and the Bennett women were settling in. Maurice had spent the night out as he was prone to do. They had made their polite conversation with Colin, and Liza retired to her room. Colin was still at the apartment and had made no move to leave. Liza’s guess was that he would hang around until Bev invited him to stay the night. He probably didn’t even have a hotel. She tucked in the last corner of the bedsheet to military snugness. She wanted to hear any movement on this side of the room. Liza was bent over, tucking the other side of the sheet in, when she felt eyes on her. She turned and saw Colin’s tiny green eyes squinting in appreciation. She was suddenly conscious of her thin T-shirt and swaying breasts. The ratty material of her sleep shorts seemed transparent and indecent.

“So when are you headed to the hotel?” Liza asked.

“I’m not even sure Ubers come to this part of town. It’s gotten so late.” Colin leaned against the doorjamb.

“Oh, they do. I can get you one,” Liza offered, almost pleadingly.

“I could never. Your mom tells me you’re not making ends meet,” Colin said. Liza could kill that woman. Colin followed the peaks of Liza’s nipples with his eyes.

She folded her arms over her chest. “I’m just gonna pop off to the bathroom.”

Liza came back in the room with at least two pairs of everything on. A sports bra, tights with fuzzy pants over them, and a big button-down shirt over her thin T-shirt.

Her phone buzzed on top of her cluttered dresser, and she picked it up, hoping WIC had sent her something funny or thought-provoking. But it was a number she’d only seen once before.

How’s Play Cousin?

Three stupid words, and she was smiling like a goofball.

New phone. Who dis?

There was a long pause. She was about to put the phone down when it buzzed again.

As a response, a GIF of her Netherfield Must Go photobomb popped up. She did everything she could to hold in her smile, but Colin sidled up next to her.

“Are you cold?” he said, noting her copious layers of clothing.

“Yeah, came down with a big chill.”

“Who’s got you smirking at this time of night?” Colin asked. He had the nerve to look semi-jealous.

“It’s no one,” she said and went back to the bathroom. She closed and locked the door and put the lid down on the toilet to sit. Thumbs poised delicately on the screen, she responded:

You mean Gropey McEyeBang? He’s doing just fine . . .

Hmm . . . I think you can handle yourself.

I have my ways

She snapped a picture of her ankle with both her colorful tights and fuzzy pajama pants rolled into long men’s socks.