Chapters (47)
- Cover
- Dedication
- MAN SHORTAGE
- ADVERSITY
- BABYLON
- MERINO WOOL
- THE MONEY
- IT’S ELECTRIC
- MR. MEME
- HALFWAY IN LOVE
- THE DRY HUMPING
- BAD WEREWOLF PORN
- ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
- BUTTERMILK PIE
- SEVEN LIFETIMES
- THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
- BULL VS. COW
- ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
- MODERN WOMAN
- PLUS-ONE
- DESPITE APPEARANCES
- LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
- ENTANGLED
- CAT GIFS
- BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
- CHEAT CODE
- BOILED POTATOES
- SELF-CHECKOUT
- BETTER JUDGMENT
- 8:15
- TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
- OUTSIDE THE TENT
- OFF THE RAILS
- DATU
- CLOSED CIRCUIT
- TROJAN HORSE
- MISTER
- JOHN WAYNE
- REFINING FIRE
- EPILOGUE
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- NIKKI PAYNE
- DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
- Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
- TL;DR
- About the Author
- What’s next onyour reading list?
“And you! How dare you take Granny’s money? How dare you take Mom’s money? What on earth did you think you were doing?” Janae shouted. It was the angriest any of them had ever seen their sister, and LeDeya crumpled underneath Janae’s anger.
“No one is letting me talk!” she cried. “I just liked the stuff he was saying about being a proper lady. He called me Queen. He said I was a genius. None of you ever see how smart I am. I wanted to prove I could do something big for the family. After you got fired from the radio station—”
“Laid off,” Liza corrected.
“When the radio station let you go, I knew we were about to have all of those same arguments about money. I just wanted to help.”
“He is a swindler, LeDeya. Why do you think I stopped talking to him?”
“You always stop talking to guys that like you. He didn’t seem to be different!” LeDeya was sobbing.
“He had no plans to pay you. No plans to ever return Granny’s money,” Maurice said. Liza winced at the gravelly sound of his voice.
“I started to kind of figure that out. I changed the graphic on one of the Instagram videos so that the number was blurred. I thought the money would bounce away and not be deposited. No use anyone else getting scammed like I did.”
“Oh, Deya,” Liza said, softening her voice.
“WIC wouldn’t let me eat. He just kept saying stay a little longer.”
“Did he try any—” Maurice started.
“I promise you, all that dude sees are dollar signs.” She said this wistfully, as if perhaps she had tried. “Wait, Janae, is that an engagement ring?”
Trust LeDeya to take the heat off herself.
“Oh. Yes. Um, David and I are engaged,” Janae said shyly.
“He completely ditched you,” Liza and LeDeya said at the same time.
“You’re right, and he was wrong for that, but Jennifer embellished his relationship with Gigi a lot, and she was pretty active in keeping him occupied. His father was dying, and he closed up. He got really afraid, you know, and he said he didn’t know how I felt about him, and he chickened out.” Janae looked down. “He said he was also afraid I had an alcohol problem.”
“Why didn’t he just ask you?” Liza was not so willing to let that little weak-chinned scoundrel off the hook.
“I love how ride-or-die you are, Liza, but that’s a two-way street. I didn’t tell him anything about my past. I couldn’t tell him I loved him. I had his information. I just didn’t call.”
Liza was shocked. “Janae, you never called that man?”
“Okay, Liza! Don’t drag me, honestly! A man not calling has literally never happened to me.”
“Get out of here with your beauty queen problems,” Liza teased.