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Chapters (67)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. The Staring at the Wall Club
  4. The Pink Car
  5. Teatime in Germany
  6. Writing for Dummies
  7. I’ve Got Problems
  8. Up Our Tree
  9. No Way!
  10. I Hear Voices
  11. Ten Things
  12. Early Alarm
  13. The Grass Cutters
  14. Rebecca’s a Genius ☺
  15. Guilty ☹
  16. Jake’s a Genius
  17. SCUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
  18. The Army in the Box
  19. Dad, Help!
  20. Our Square Is a Battlefield
  21. Weakness
  22. Me, the Knight and the Wardrobe
  23. X + Y = Spy!
  24. Pass the Sauce
  25. Astroboy2008
  26. We Spy
  27. What Have I Done?
  28. Tipping Point
  29. That Kid
  30. Loser!
  31. Desperation
  32. Gunfight
  33. No Chance
  34. Postmortem
  35. I Can Keep a Secret . . .
  36. The Mechanical Turk
  37. Beginner’s Luck?
  38. Panic!
  39. Revenge?
  40. Champion!
  41. Tug of War
  42. The City and the Wall
  43. I’m Sorry, Jake
  44. Why Did Dad Do That?
  45. Surprise!
  46. First Round
  47. Tick, Tick, Tick
  48. Blue Lights and Disinfectant
  49. Is It Okay to Pray Only When You Want Something?
  50. Stage Fright
  51. Hugs and Soppy Films
  52. Plan B
  53. Uh Oh!
  54. What Mr Keytes Said
  55. Teatime in Germany, Again . . .
  56. Worms in My Belly
  57. Final
  58. Down, But Not Out
  59. Knockout
  60. When We Are Famous
  61. Can’t Wait Till Morning
  62. Alerts!
  63. What Do I Do?
  64. Confrontation
  65. Final Curtain
  66. Zip Wire
  67. Acknowledgements

‘Wonderful,’ says Hugh. ‘What’s his name?’

‘Who?’

‘Your granddad. What’s his name? Is he here? Maybe we could get a picture.’

Hugh holds his pen above the pad, waiting for my answer. But even if Granddad was here, he’d hate to have his picture taken. He doesn’t even open his curtains, so there’s no way he’d want to be on the front of a magazine.

‘No,’ I say. ‘My granddad’s not here. And I don’t think he’d like me to give you his name.’

‘That’s fine,’ says Hugh. ‘As long as we’ve got you and the trophy.’ Then he shakes my hand and says the article will be on the Chess Monthly website by the end of the day.

I take a deep breath as he walks away. Finally I’m on my own. For the last four hours I’ve been in a trance, like a dream. What have I done? What have I done?

‘You’ve won the National Schools Chess Championship. That is what you have done.’

I know, Granddad, I think, smiling. I know.

I’ve won.

I have won.

I’ve never won anything in my life, except for a minion with the claw machine in the games arcade at Swanage. I walk over to the table and pick up my trophy. I run my hand over the smooth metal, up the body, over the sharp edges of the cross on the king’s head. It can only be about 15 cm high and probably weighs the same as a big bar of chocolate, but that doesn’t matter.

I’d never have won it without Granddad. I’d never even have lifted a chess piece onto a square. I’d never even have got the pieces out of the box.

‘It’s a beautiful trophy.’

Yes, Granddad. It is.

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When We Are Famous

Jake said I’m going to be famous. That we’re going to be famous, and there will be a street party in the square at the weekend. He kept on and on about it in the minibus on the way home. He said there’ll be tables and chairs on the grass by our tree and people will hang banners out of their bedroom windows that read: Well done, Felix, it’s good to have you home. And then there’s going to be a bus tour around the city, like City and Rovers do when they get promoted. And there’ll be a statue of me like the one of Isambard Kingdom Brunel, and people will come for miles just to see it and they’ll set up a giant chessboard by the docks.