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Chapters (67)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. The Staring at the Wall Club
  4. The Pink Car
  5. Teatime in Germany
  6. Writing for Dummies
  7. I’ve Got Problems
  8. Up Our Tree
  9. No Way!
  10. I Hear Voices
  11. Ten Things
  12. Early Alarm
  13. The Grass Cutters
  14. Rebecca’s a Genius ☺
  15. Guilty ☹
  16. Jake’s a Genius
  17. SCUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
  18. The Army in the Box
  19. Dad, Help!
  20. Our Square Is a Battlefield
  21. Weakness
  22. Me, the Knight and the Wardrobe
  23. X + Y = Spy!
  24. Pass the Sauce
  25. Astroboy2008
  26. We Spy
  27. What Have I Done?
  28. Tipping Point
  29. That Kid
  30. Loser!
  31. Desperation
  32. Gunfight
  33. No Chance
  34. Postmortem
  35. I Can Keep a Secret . . .
  36. The Mechanical Turk
  37. Beginner’s Luck?
  38. Panic!
  39. Revenge?
  40. Champion!
  41. Tug of War
  42. The City and the Wall
  43. I’m Sorry, Jake
  44. Why Did Dad Do That?
  45. Surprise!
  46. First Round
  47. Tick, Tick, Tick
  48. Blue Lights and Disinfectant
  49. Is It Okay to Pray Only When You Want Something?
  50. Stage Fright
  51. Hugs and Soppy Films
  52. Plan B
  53. Uh Oh!
  54. What Mr Keytes Said
  55. Teatime in Germany, Again . . .
  56. Worms in My Belly
  57. Final
  58. Down, But Not Out
  59. Knockout
  60. When We Are Famous
  61. Can’t Wait Till Morning
  62. Alerts!
  63. What Do I Do?
  64. Confrontation
  65. Final Curtain
  66. Zip Wire
  67. Acknowledgements

I rest my head back on my pillow. We don’t go anywhere as a family any more. Every time I ask it’s, ‘We haven’t got the time . . . Mum is working . . . Dad is working . . . we’re both working . . . we haven’t got the money.’ I think the last time we went anywhere was when we went to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 for my tenth birthday and that was only because Grandma paid. I didn’t notice how little Mum and Dad were around when she was alive, but now it’s like there’s a gaping hole every evening and every weekend and the only person trying to fill it is Granddad, which might be okay if he didn’t want to fill it with chess.

I roll over and close my eyes . . .

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Our Square Is a Battlefield

The sun has gone down and the fighting is over. Me and Jake are in our tree, drinking Coke and surrounded by smoke from the fires around us.

‘That was close,’ he says. ‘I thought we’d had it.’

‘Me too,’ I say. ‘Lucky you brought the Howitzer.’

Jake laughs and opens a tube of Pringles. We lean back against the trunk, Jake stuffs four Pringles in his mouth and tells me he thinks his family are getting a new car, a brand new white Lamborghini. It’s only got two seats so we won’t be able to go in it together, but if I’m lucky his dad might let me sit in it on the drive.

I straighten up and look around the square. Everything is quiet and still. All the windows are black and all the fires have gone out. But in the distance I can hear the sound of guns, and the ground is rumbling under my feet.

‘Something has happened, Jake,’ I say. ‘Something has changed.’ I stand up and look around the square.

‘What is it?’ asks Jake.

‘Shush.’ I listen again. More shouting, more people, more footsteps, like a commander and their army marching towards us.

‘Come on,’ says Jake. ‘If we’re quick we can escape in my dad’s Lamborghini.’

We pick up our bags and scramble down the tree.

‘Hurry,’ shouts Jake.

‘I’m co—’

A light flashes on above us, like a huge spotlight shining from a helicopter.

I stop still. Jake does the same. The shouting gets closer, so close it’s like the commander is shouting in my ear. I turn towards the square entrance. An army is marching down the road towards me. I try to run, but my feet are stuck fast. The ground starts to shake and the grass roots pull apart. Underneath is black. Underneath is white. Huge square concrete slabs are pushing through the earth.

‘Felix!’ Jake shouts above the roar. ‘What’s happening?’

‘I . . . I . . . I don’t know!’

‘You load the cannons,’ yells Jake. ‘And I’ll get the guns.’