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Chapters (67)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. The Staring at the Wall Club
  4. The Pink Car
  5. Teatime in Germany
  6. Writing for Dummies
  7. I’ve Got Problems
  8. Up Our Tree
  9. No Way!
  10. I Hear Voices
  11. Ten Things
  12. Early Alarm
  13. The Grass Cutters
  14. Rebecca’s a Genius ☺
  15. Guilty ☹
  16. Jake’s a Genius
  17. SCUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
  18. The Army in the Box
  19. Dad, Help!
  20. Our Square Is a Battlefield
  21. Weakness
  22. Me, the Knight and the Wardrobe
  23. X + Y = Spy!
  24. Pass the Sauce
  25. Astroboy2008
  26. We Spy
  27. What Have I Done?
  28. Tipping Point
  29. That Kid
  30. Loser!
  31. Desperation
  32. Gunfight
  33. No Chance
  34. Postmortem
  35. I Can Keep a Secret . . .
  36. The Mechanical Turk
  37. Beginner’s Luck?
  38. Panic!
  39. Revenge?
  40. Champion!
  41. Tug of War
  42. The City and the Wall
  43. I’m Sorry, Jake
  44. Why Did Dad Do That?
  45. Surprise!
  46. First Round
  47. Tick, Tick, Tick
  48. Blue Lights and Disinfectant
  49. Is It Okay to Pray Only When You Want Something?
  50. Stage Fright
  51. Hugs and Soppy Films
  52. Plan B
  53. Uh Oh!
  54. What Mr Keytes Said
  55. Teatime in Germany, Again . . .
  56. Worms in My Belly
  57. Final
  58. Down, But Not Out
  59. Knockout
  60. When We Are Famous
  61. Can’t Wait Till Morning
  62. Alerts!
  63. What Do I Do?
  64. Confrontation
  65. Final Curtain
  66. Zip Wire
  67. Acknowledgements

Granddad turns out of my room. This is terrible. Why did he do his list? Why did Mum and Dad have to go away? It’s Sunday. I’m not working on a Sunday. Even God took Sundays off. I glance at the clock again. Five past eight. Five past eight! I’m supposed to be asleep and dreaming, not waking up to a nightmare.

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The Grass Cutters

I stand by the front door, squinting in the sun.

‘Ah! There you are,’ says Granddad, peering at my fingers. ‘Have you washed it all off like I said?’

I show Granddad my hands.

‘Umm,’ he says. ‘You still have some brass cleaner under your nails, but you can wash them again when we’ve done this.’ He points at the lawn of long grass and daisies. ‘I am thinking we start here, at our bottom left corner.’

‘But, Granddad,’ I huff. ‘It’s so hot and I’m so tired.’

‘Then we should get it done before it gets hotter.’

Granddad turns away from me and walks to the corner in his blue gardening overalls. He hasn’t worn them since last summer. When Grandma was alive they used to walk around the garden together, pruning the roses, and when she got too ill to do that he used to cut the roses and put them in a vase in their bedroom.

I look across at my house. All the windows are closed and there’s an empty space where Mum and Dad’s car should be parked. I feel bad for wishing they would come back, because Granddad hasn’t looked this happy in ages.

‘So, we start here. Come on.’ He smiles as he beckons me. ‘Oh, can you move the gnomes first?’

I look at Grandma’s gnomes, four of them posted like guards on every corner. Me and Grandma gave them names – Boris, Horace and Morris, and the fourth one is called Francke (after Granddad) because he looks grumpy, like he’d never let anyone through the garden gate. I laughed when Grandma told me that. But I’m not laughing now as walk around the lawn picking them off the grass and putting them safely in the flower borders.

‘Wonderful,’ says Granddad. ‘Now we can start.’

I trudge across the lawn to where the grass meets the garden path. Granddad takes a tape measure out of his pocket and crouches down.

‘The blade is sixty-six centimetres wide, but we measure in sixty centimetres to allow for the overlap.’ He holds one end of the tape against the path and measures sixty centimetres out from it. ‘Right, now you put one of your sticks in the ground, right there.’

I look at the two sticks in my hand, joined together by a long piece of string.

‘Come on, Felix,’ says Granddad. ‘It does not matter which one.’

I press one stick into the ground.