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Chapters (67)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. The Staring at the Wall Club
  4. The Pink Car
  5. Teatime in Germany
  6. Writing for Dummies
  7. I’ve Got Problems
  8. Up Our Tree
  9. No Way!
  10. I Hear Voices
  11. Ten Things
  12. Early Alarm
  13. The Grass Cutters
  14. Rebecca’s a Genius ☺
  15. Guilty ☹
  16. Jake’s a Genius
  17. SCUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
  18. The Army in the Box
  19. Dad, Help!
  20. Our Square Is a Battlefield
  21. Weakness
  22. Me, the Knight and the Wardrobe
  23. X + Y = Spy!
  24. Pass the Sauce
  25. Astroboy2008
  26. We Spy
  27. What Have I Done?
  28. Tipping Point
  29. That Kid
  30. Loser!
  31. Desperation
  32. Gunfight
  33. No Chance
  34. Postmortem
  35. I Can Keep a Secret . . .
  36. The Mechanical Turk
  37. Beginner’s Luck?
  38. Panic!
  39. Revenge?
  40. Champion!
  41. Tug of War
  42. The City and the Wall
  43. I’m Sorry, Jake
  44. Why Did Dad Do That?
  45. Surprise!
  46. First Round
  47. Tick, Tick, Tick
  48. Blue Lights and Disinfectant
  49. Is It Okay to Pray Only When You Want Something?
  50. Stage Fright
  51. Hugs and Soppy Films
  52. Plan B
  53. Uh Oh!
  54. What Mr Keytes Said
  55. Teatime in Germany, Again . . .
  56. Worms in My Belly
  57. Final
  58. Down, But Not Out
  59. Knockout
  60. When We Are Famous
  61. Can’t Wait Till Morning
  62. Alerts!
  63. What Do I Do?
  64. Confrontation
  65. Final Curtain
  66. Zip Wire
  67. Acknowledgements

I try to smile, but I’ve been concentrating for so long that my face feels like a cracked eggshell when I do.

‘Cool, isn’t it, Felix!’ Jake’s grinning at me, leaning in so his face is in all the pictures. It is cool, it’s more than cool, but it’s happening so fast that I can’t take it in.

A man wearing glasses and a suit walks over to me and shakes my hand.

‘Congratulations,’ he says, stepping in between me and Jake. ‘I’m Hugh Harris, from Chess Monthly. Can we get a picture with just you and the trophy?’ He guides us towards a banner that reads.

NATIONAL SCHOOLS CHESS CHAMPION

SPONSORED BY WEETOS

I stand in front of it and smile, but I’ve been smiling so much my face is beginning to ache.

‘That’s great,’ says Hugh, snapping away behind his camera. ‘Can you just tell me what it feels like to be the National Schools Chess Champion?’

‘Umm, I haven’t really thought about it,’ I say. ‘I didn’t think I’d win, but I’m really pleased.’

‘Pleased?’ he says.

‘Ecstatic!’ shouts Jake.

‘Yes.’ I nod. ‘Ecstatic.’

‘That’s wonderful.’ Hugh lifts his hand and motions for me to move a little to my left. ‘Brilliant,’ he says. ‘Now could you say something about how eating Weetos helped you?’

‘Sorry?’

‘Weetos.’ He points at the banner. ‘Perhaps something like, you eat them at home every morning before you go to school.’

‘But I don’t,’ I say.

‘But he eats a lot of German sausages,’ Jake jumps in.

‘That’s fine,’ says Hugh. ‘I’ll just put that you eat German sausages with Weetos . . . Now, how about one with your teacher. Mr . . . ?’

‘Keytes,’ says Mr Keytes.

Hugh drops his camera to his chest and takes out a notebook.

‘How am I spelling that?’

‘Keytes. Sounds like the poet, except it’s spelt K E Y T E S.’

‘And I’m his coach!’ Jake jumps to my side. ‘Jake Simms, that’s J A K E, S I M M S,’ he says, grinning as he puts his arm around my shoulder.

‘Great,’ says Hugh. ‘Was it you who taught him castle queenside?’

‘To do what?’ asks Jake.

Hugh shakes his head like he’s figured Jake has no idea what he’s talking about. ‘Felix.’ He turns back to me. ‘If you could just hold the trophy up . . . That’s it.’ Hugh snaps one more picture. I put the trophy down on the table, then Hugh asks if he can ask me a few more questions.

I sit down and feel myself breathe for the first time since I won.

‘So,’ says Hugh, smiling, ‘your teacher tells me you’ve only been playing a few weeks. How did you start playing?’

I tell him how Granddad made a list of all the things he wanted to teach me and that one of those things was chess.