I am so sorry I didn't recognize you in your tight workout clothes. Wow. You are practicing yoga now! Wow wow. Amazing!!

It's just so great how yoga has spread its influence across the four corners of America. Old people are doing it, fat people are doing it, retarded people are doing it . . .

Is this your first class? Congratulations for showing up. You know, just do what you can do. And if you get tired you can always just rest in child's pose. Do some gentle head rolls and rocking to warm up your spine. Me, I always like to warm up my hands.

It's just so weird that you're here! Isn't this place great? The purple waterfall and glen of bamboo and ferns. Is this your first class with Jasper? How did YOU hear about it? Oh, no I just didn't think he was advertising or anything. It's just weird.

Oh, yeah, he's an amazing teacher. He really works with your body's natural rhythms. He is so flirty. I bet he lured you in here with his amazing presence. He's so funny. Ha ha ha! We've been going out for a while, since he opened this studio.

Where's Nicholas?

Wow I guess I haven't seen you for a while. He um . . .

He passed away.

Six months ago. I am so blessed to have friends to support me and see me through such bad times. It was a terrible time for me. Oh, thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. It was a painful, painful sick accident. But I've made my peace with it. Hm?

Um, well, to be honest, I would really rather not talk about his death? Pardon my bluntness but it's really actually none of your business? I hate to sound all dramatic but could you, like, respect my privacy?

No no no! Of course I know you didn't mean to be nosy, of course of course. It's just been really hard with him being so well known, dealing with his estate, and all his recordings and master tapes of this weird girl group that he thought was going to hit really big called Destiny's Child—all left in my possession.

Hey Christy! No take my Yoga Nidra tape as long as you need it. I don't need it back anytime soon.

Hi Willem, how are you? Sure, Fd be happy to give you some pointers. Same place after class, OK? See you then.

Sting. Happy Birthday. Bengala Nataraj.

Hm? Yes that's him, that's Sting. Um, but see, here in Jasper's studio, fame is something we leave outside the door with our shoes. I would just keep that in mind. OK? Relax your eyes. Meanwhile I will relax my hands and stretch them out. They are really killing me! Ouch!

Oooh. Does your neck hurt? I can just tell. I think you are definitely a Weeshta.