Chapters (76)
- Title Page
- Copyright Notice
- Dedication
- Foreword: Who Is Simple?
- Feet Live Their Own Life
- Landladies
- Simple Prays A Prayer
- Conversation on the Corner
- Simple on Indian Blood
- A Toast to Harlem
- Simple and His Sins
- Temptation
- Wooing the Muse
- Vacation
- Letting off Steam
- Jealousy
- Banquet in Honor
- A Veteran Falls
- High Bed
- Final Fear
- There Ought to be a Law
- Income Tax
- No Alternative
- Springtime
- Last Whipping
- Seeing Double
- Simple on Military Integration
- Blue Evening
- A Letter from Baltimore
- Seven Rings
- What Can a Man Say?
- Empty Room
- Picture for Her Dresser
- Cocktail Sip
- Apple Strudel
- Bop
- Formals and Funerals
- Fancy Free
- Midsummer Madness
- Morals Is Her Middle Name
- They Come and They Go
- A Million—and One
- Two Loving Arms
- All in the Family
- Kick for Punt
- Subway to Jamaica
- No Tea for the Fever
- Boys, Birds, and Bees
- On the Warpath
- A Hearty Amen
- Must Have a Seal
- Shadow of the Blues
- Once in a Wife-time
- Present for Joyce
- Christmas Song
- Tied in a Bow
- Sometimes I Wonder
- Four Rings
- Simply Love
- Bang-up Big End
- Duty Is Not Snooty
- Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
- A Dog Named Trilby
- Enter Cousin Minnie
- Radioactive Red Caps
- Two Sides Not Enough
- Puerto Ricans
- Minnie Again
- Vicious Circle
- Again Cousin Minnie
- Name in Print
- Minnie One More Time
- An Auto-Obituary
- Jazz, Jive, and Jam
- About the Author
- Newsletter Sign-up
“What kind of prayer would you pray, friend?”
“I would pray a don’t-want-to-have-no-more-wars prayer, and it would go like this: ‘Lord,’ I would say, I would ask Him, ‘Lord, kindly please, take the blood off of my hands and off of my brothers hands, and make us shake hands clean and not be afraid. Neither let me nor them have no knives behind our backs, Lord, nor up our sleeves, nor no bombs piled out yonder in a desert. Let’s forget about bygones. Too many mens and womens are dead. The fault is mine and theirs, too. So teach us all to do right, Lord, please, and to get along together with that atom bomb on this earth—because I do not want it to fall on me—nor Thee—nor anybody living. Amen!’”
“I didn’t know you could pray like that,” I said.
“It ain’t much,” said Simple, “but that girl friend of mine, Joyce, drug me to church last Sunday where the man was preaching and praying about peace, so I don’t see why I shouldn’t make myself up a prayer, too. I figure God will listen to me as well as the next one.”
“You certainly don’t have to be a minister to pray,” I said, “and you have composed a good prayer. But now it’s up to you to help God bring it into being, since God is created in your image.”
“I thought it was the other way around,” said Simple.
“However that may be,” I said, “according to the Bible, God can bring things about on this earth only through man. You are a man, so you must help God make a good world.”
“I am willing to help Him,” said Simple, “but I do not know much what to do. The folks who run this world are going to run it in the ground in spite of all, throwing people out of work and then saying, ‘Peace, it’s wonderful!’ Peace ain’t wonderful when folks ain’t got no job.”
“Certainly a good job is essential to one’s well-being,” I said.
“It is essential to me,” said Simple, “if I do not want to live off of Joyce. And I do not want to live off of no woman. A woman will take advantage of you, if you live off of her.”
“If a woman loves you, she does not mind sharing with you,” I said. “Share and share alike.”
“Until times get hard!” said Simple. “But when there is not much to share, loving is one thing, and sharing is another. Often they parts company. I know because I have both loved and shared. As long as I shared mine, all was well, but when my wife started sharing, skippy!
“My wife said, ‘Baby, when is you going to work?’
“I said, ‘When I find a job.’
“She said, ‘Well, it better be soon because I’m giving out.’