Back The Best of Simple Save as PDF
Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. Foreword: Who Is Simple?
  5. Feet Live Their Own Life
  6. Landladies
  7. Simple Prays A Prayer
  8. Conversation on the Corner
  9. Simple on Indian Blood
  10. A Toast to Harlem
  11. Simple and His Sins
  12. Temptation
  13. Wooing the Muse
  14. Vacation
  15. Letting off Steam
  16. Jealousy
  17. Banquet in Honor
  18. A Veteran Falls
  19. High Bed
  20. Final Fear
  21. There Ought to be a Law
  22. Income Tax
  23. No Alternative
  24. Springtime
  25. Last Whipping
  26. Seeing Double
  27. Simple on Military Integration
  28. Blue Evening
  29. A Letter from Baltimore
  30. Seven Rings
  31. What Can a Man Say?
  32. Empty Room
  33. Picture for Her Dresser
  34. Cocktail Sip
  35. Apple Strudel
  36. Bop
  37. Formals and Funerals
  38. Fancy Free
  39. Midsummer Madness
  40. Morals Is Her Middle Name
  41. They Come and They Go
  42. A Million—and One
  43. Two Loving Arms
  44. All in the Family
  45. Kick for Punt
  46. Subway to Jamaica
  47. No Tea for the Fever
  48. Boys, Birds, and Bees
  49. On the Warpath
  50. A Hearty Amen
  51. Must Have a Seal
  52. Shadow of the Blues
  53. Once in a Wife-time
  54. Present for Joyce
  55. Christmas Song
  56. Tied in a Bow
  57. Sometimes I Wonder
  58. Four Rings
  59. Simply Love
  60. Bang-up Big End
  61. Duty Is Not Snooty
  62. Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
  63. A Dog Named Trilby
  64. Enter Cousin Minnie
  65. Radioactive Red Caps
  66. Two Sides Not Enough
  67. Puerto Ricans
  68. Minnie Again
  69. Vicious Circle
  70. Again Cousin Minnie
  71. Name in Print
  72. Minnie One More Time
  73. An Auto-Obituary
  74. Jazz, Jive, and Jam
  75. About the Author
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

“Yes, I did, too. Folks are always yowling about colored slums.”

“Whatever got you on this subject, anyhow?”

“Mrs. Sadie Maxwell-Reeves, Joyce’s club lady friend,” said Simple. “She has done moved into a high-class white neighborhood. But no sooner than she got there hardly, than another colored family moved in—which made her mad. Now, six more houses in the block have been sold to colored. Mrs. Maxwell-Reeves is beginning to think that she had just as well have stayed in Harlem and not tried to get outside the circle. Which I reckon she had, because she says it won’t be no time now before the candy store on the corner is turned into a bar, and the jukebox will be playing ‘Jelly! Jelly! Jelly!’”

“Surely Mrs. Reeves does not object to living next door to Negroes does she, being colored herself?”

“She shouldn’t, but I am afraid she do. She’s been telling Joyce for a year that she was moving out into a nice white neighborhood in the suburbans. She has moved. But by this time next year, she’ll find herself in a nice colored neighborhood. Only Mrs. Maxwell-Reeves is afraid it won’t be so nice by then—when all her own peoples gets out there. She says we is caught in a vicious circle. I asked Joyce who’s to blame. Who started that neighborhood to turning colored? Answer: Mrs. Maxwell-Reeves herself! If she hadn’t broke the ice and overpaid the price to move in, that block would still have been white. But when them white folks looked out the window and saw Sadie Maxwell-Reeves they started packing to leave. Real-estate prices went way up the next day. The agents saw Negroes coming, so they charged double to even inspect a house. Still Negroes buy, no matter how high. Now, Mrs. Maxwell-Reeves is no longer by herself.”

“What do you mean, by herself?” I asked. “Negroes in white neighborhoods are not by themselves.”

“They are colored, though, ain’t they?” said Simple.

“Isolationist,” I said. “Self-segregationist! What do you want Negroes to do, never expand, never spread out?”

“Spread out all they like,” said Simple. “But don’t get mad if some other Negro spreads out with you. If Mrs. Maxwell-Reeves wants the whole white neighborhood to herself, with no other colored in it, then she ought to buy the whole neighborhood, the whole suburbans, not just one house. Mrs. Reeves got mad because when she moved in the block, here come some more colored folks moving in. Now one house has already got a ROOMS FOR RENT sign up, so she told Joyce. ‘Roomers run down property,’ says Mrs. Reeves. Which they do. Me, myself, to tell the truth, if I had a house, I would not want a roomer in it.”

“You were a roomer yourself for years,” I said, “before you got married.”