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Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. Foreword: Who Is Simple?
  5. Feet Live Their Own Life
  6. Landladies
  7. Simple Prays A Prayer
  8. Conversation on the Corner
  9. Simple on Indian Blood
  10. A Toast to Harlem
  11. Simple and His Sins
  12. Temptation
  13. Wooing the Muse
  14. Vacation
  15. Letting off Steam
  16. Jealousy
  17. Banquet in Honor
  18. A Veteran Falls
  19. High Bed
  20. Final Fear
  21. There Ought to be a Law
  22. Income Tax
  23. No Alternative
  24. Springtime
  25. Last Whipping
  26. Seeing Double
  27. Simple on Military Integration
  28. Blue Evening
  29. A Letter from Baltimore
  30. Seven Rings
  31. What Can a Man Say?
  32. Empty Room
  33. Picture for Her Dresser
  34. Cocktail Sip
  35. Apple Strudel
  36. Bop
  37. Formals and Funerals
  38. Fancy Free
  39. Midsummer Madness
  40. Morals Is Her Middle Name
  41. They Come and They Go
  42. A Million—and One
  43. Two Loving Arms
  44. All in the Family
  45. Kick for Punt
  46. Subway to Jamaica
  47. No Tea for the Fever
  48. Boys, Birds, and Bees
  49. On the Warpath
  50. A Hearty Amen
  51. Must Have a Seal
  52. Shadow of the Blues
  53. Once in a Wife-time
  54. Present for Joyce
  55. Christmas Song
  56. Tied in a Bow
  57. Sometimes I Wonder
  58. Four Rings
  59. Simply Love
  60. Bang-up Big End
  61. Duty Is Not Snooty
  62. Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
  63. A Dog Named Trilby
  64. Enter Cousin Minnie
  65. Radioactive Red Caps
  66. Two Sides Not Enough
  67. Puerto Ricans
  68. Minnie Again
  69. Vicious Circle
  70. Again Cousin Minnie
  71. Name in Print
  72. Minnie One More Time
  73. An Auto-Obituary
  74. Jazz, Jive, and Jam
  75. About the Author
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

“I do,” said Simple, “because that is what I am always coming face to face with—race. I look in the mirror in the morning to shave—and what do I see? Me. From birth to death my face—which is my race—stares me in the face.”

“Don’t you suppose race stared Ralph Bunche in the face, too? And Adam Powell? And Joe Louis? And Paul Williams? And Dr. Butts? But Ralph Bunche, Negro, became internationally famous. Adam Powell, Negro, went to Congress. Joe Louis, Negro, defeated the world’s best fighters. Paul Williams designs houses for Hollywood stars. Dr. Butts writes articles for the leading papers, gets fellowships, speaks all over the country. Suppose they had all just stood at a beer bar like you and moaned about race, race, race!”

“I ain’t as smart as Ralph Bunche,” said Simple. “I can’t holler like Adam Powell, having no microphone in my throat. And I ain’t built like Joe Louis. I’m a light-weight. Paul Williams is colleged, and got mother wit, too. And I cannot write no articles like Dr. Butts. But every time Dr. Butts publishes something, Joyce buys it, or else asks me to buy it for her, so my money helps support him. Butts has got some of my money. I bought tickets to every one of Joe’s fights in New York, so my money helped Joe get that championship belt. I put my dollars in the box office when I go to the movies which helps them movie stars pay Paul Williams to design them a house. And I vote for Adam Powell. So they all come right down to me. And where am I?”

“Through leaders like those we’ve just mentioned, you will get somewhere,” I said. “You have to take the long view.”

“It seems like to me this very last week were as long as a year. Sometimes I start work on Monday and by the time I get to Tuesday, it looks like I done worked seven days. By the time I get to Wednesday, it seems like a month. And when Saturday comes, I been slaving a year. Some weeks just naturally seems long, I mean, long! No week should seem like a year, but when you’re working at something that don’t get you nowhere, they do!”

“Some weeks do lengthen out to infinity,” I said.

“I don’t know infinitive,” said Simple. “But there is something wrong somewhere with the way weeks are made. If I was to make a calendar, I would crowd a work-week into one day. But I would make a vacation-week stretch out over a month, particularly the week before Christmas on my calendar.”