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Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. Foreword: Who Is Simple?
  5. Feet Live Their Own Life
  6. Landladies
  7. Simple Prays A Prayer
  8. Conversation on the Corner
  9. Simple on Indian Blood
  10. A Toast to Harlem
  11. Simple and His Sins
  12. Temptation
  13. Wooing the Muse
  14. Vacation
  15. Letting off Steam
  16. Jealousy
  17. Banquet in Honor
  18. A Veteran Falls
  19. High Bed
  20. Final Fear
  21. There Ought to be a Law
  22. Income Tax
  23. No Alternative
  24. Springtime
  25. Last Whipping
  26. Seeing Double
  27. Simple on Military Integration
  28. Blue Evening
  29. A Letter from Baltimore
  30. Seven Rings
  31. What Can a Man Say?
  32. Empty Room
  33. Picture for Her Dresser
  34. Cocktail Sip
  35. Apple Strudel
  36. Bop
  37. Formals and Funerals
  38. Fancy Free
  39. Midsummer Madness
  40. Morals Is Her Middle Name
  41. They Come and They Go
  42. A Million—and One
  43. Two Loving Arms
  44. All in the Family
  45. Kick for Punt
  46. Subway to Jamaica
  47. No Tea for the Fever
  48. Boys, Birds, and Bees
  49. On the Warpath
  50. A Hearty Amen
  51. Must Have a Seal
  52. Shadow of the Blues
  53. Once in a Wife-time
  54. Present for Joyce
  55. Christmas Song
  56. Tied in a Bow
  57. Sometimes I Wonder
  58. Four Rings
  59. Simply Love
  60. Bang-up Big End
  61. Duty Is Not Snooty
  62. Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
  63. A Dog Named Trilby
  64. Enter Cousin Minnie
  65. Radioactive Red Caps
  66. Two Sides Not Enough
  67. Puerto Ricans
  68. Minnie Again
  69. Vicious Circle
  70. Again Cousin Minnie
  71. Name in Print
  72. Minnie One More Time
  73. An Auto-Obituary
  74. Jazz, Jive, and Jam
  75. About the Author
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

“‘I was just in Atlantic City a hot minute,’ she said. ‘My friends drove me down there for the day to let me catch some cool breezes. I thought about you, Jess. Come on over here and spend the week end. Willabee and Johnny say you can sleep on the sleeping porch tonight. They got good screens and the mosquitoes are not bad.’

“‘I am poison to mosquitoes, baby. The last one that bit me died himself. I will be there no sooner than it takes the bus to go through the Holland Tunnel.’

“And, man, I really enjoyed myself over there in that small suburban. Joyce’s friends make everything so pleasantlike—Budweiser in the ice box, Canadian Club on the sideboard. Righteous, man! Sunday they invited me to church which, to tell the truth, I enjoyed. Setting there with Joyce smelling like a flower, the old folks singing them old-time hymns, I started thinking about my Aunt Lucy and how she used to love Sunday-morning sermons.

“When the minister said, ‘Bow your heads and pray,’ I prayed I could keep on being good like Aunt Lucy taught me.

“When I raised my head, the sunlight was coming through them pretty colored windows. I put my hand over Joyce’s hand. And the choir sung. And the man said, ‘May the Lord watch between me and thee while we are absent one from another.’

“I said, ‘Joyce, don’t you be absent from me too long.’

“Joyce whispered, ‘Jess, I’m coming home Tuesday. I’m going to spend half of my fortnight near you.’

“At that point the minister said, ‘Amen!’

“I Amen-ed also.”

“All of which leads me to the conclusion that you and Joyce are back on an even keel,” I said.

“If keel means back in the groove, then there’s nothing left to prove. Come seven, manna from heaven! Cool, fool!”

“Dispense with the hep talk. You’re not at Birdland. By the way, how’s your protégé getting along?”

“My who?”

“Your young cousin.”

“More hep than me—F. D. is wearing Harlem for a sport coat. He works, he plays. But he comes home in time to get himself enough sleep to get up and work and play some more. He does not drink. And he has not taken to dope yet, which, according to the papers, all young Negroes do. Neither does he smoke reefers. He says he had rather buy himself some clothes, take his girl to Coney Island, else mambo with his money. Also to Birdland to hear bop. That boy gets around, him and Gloria. But he do not get run down—being’s he’s an athlete, he’s got to keep his wind. He says he got four letters in high school. Now, what does F. D. mean by that?”

“Football, baseball, basketball, and track, I think. They must have a pretty good high school where he comes from.”