Chapters (68)
- Cover Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Praise
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 29
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 32
- Chapter 33
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 35
- Chapter 36
- Chapter 37
- Chapter 38
- Chapter 39
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 41
- Chapter 42
- Chapter 43
- Chapter 44
- Chapter 45
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 47
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 49
- Chapter 50
- Chapter 51
- Chapter 52
- Chapter 53
- Chapter 54
- Chapter 55
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 57
- Chapter 58
- Chapter 59
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Also by Rupert Holmes
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He sat down across from me, crossed his hands, and slouched over the table. “Listen to me, okay? Myself, one guy, I’ve had to deal with four such deaths in the time I’ve been on the force. All four kids had loving, devoted parents. Starting around 1929, people started tossing out their old iceboxes and the death rate for kids started climbing. There ought to be a law says you have to remove the goddamn door before you can throw it in a dump or leave it sitting out in your backyard, but there isn’t.”
His look invited me to speak, and so I did. “Hers was a broken-down icebox in the backyard of the O’Lunneys. A man was going to come cart it away for them the next morning. The O’Lunneys wouldn’t have harmed a fly. They loved my daughter. O’Lunney had a stroke a few months later, and I swear it was because of that.”
“Game of hide-and-seek?”
I nodded. “Yeah.”
He mumbled to himself, “Yeah. Hide-and-seek. You have no idea . . . what am I saying? Of course you do.” He fumbled in his pocket and produced a sealed pack of cigarettes. “Smoke?”
“I don’t smoke,” I said.
He put the pack away. “Yeah, it just helps to have them to offer, in my work. I’m cigars myself.” He looked at me. “Ray, you can tell a kid not to do this, not to do that, there are a million ways kids can hurt themselves, and if you made a list of ninety-nine don’ts, you’d still forget to say ‘And don’t put your tongue on the railroad track in freezing weather’ or ‘Don’t put the Philco by the sink when your brother’s taking a bath there’ or ‘Don’t hide in the trunk of the DeSoto when it’s a hundred degrees out and everyone’s gone home.’ The things I run into, Ray. And half the time I’m the one who has to break the news to the parents, and usually they’re the most conscientious people. It’s a miracle any kid gets through life, but most of them do. Other parents ignore their kids, leave them alone while they step into a store to do some shopping, let them play out in the street, and somehow nothing bad happens. Why you? It was just the odds getting played out.”
I took the Popsicle still in its wrapper away from my face. “You have any kids, Bob?” I asked.
“Nah, not me. I’d need a wife for that,” he said.