Back Swing
Chapters (68)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Praise
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. Chapter 35
  41. Chapter 36
  42. Chapter 37
  43. Chapter 38
  44. Chapter 39
  45. Chapter 40
  46. Chapter 41
  47. Chapter 42
  48. Chapter 43
  49. Chapter 44
  50. Chapter 45
  51. Chapter 46
  52. Chapter 47
  53. Chapter 48
  54. Chapter 49
  55. Chapter 50
  56. Chapter 51
  57. Chapter 52
  58. Chapter 53
  59. Chapter 54
  60. Chapter 55
  61. Chapter 56
  62. Chapter 57
  63. Chapter 58
  64. Chapter 59
  65. Acknowledgments
  66. About the Author
  67. Also by Rupert Holmes
  68. What’s next onyour reading list?

He sat down across from me, crossed his hands, and slouched over the table. “Listen to me, okay? Myself, one guy, I’ve had to deal with four such deaths in the time I’ve been on the force. All four kids had loving, devoted parents. Starting around 1929, people started tossing out their old iceboxes and the death rate for kids started climbing. There ought to be a law says you have to remove the goddamn door before you can throw it in a dump or leave it sitting out in your backyard, but there isn’t.”

His look invited me to speak, and so I did. “Hers was a broken-down icebox in the backyard of the O’Lunneys. A man was going to come cart it away for them the next morning. The O’Lunneys wouldn’t have harmed a fly. They loved my daughter. O’Lunney had a stroke a few months later, and I swear it was because of that.”

“Game of hide-and-seek?”

I nodded. “Yeah.”

He mumbled to himself, “Yeah. Hide-and-seek. You have no idea . . . what am I saying? Of course you do.” He fumbled in his pocket and produced a sealed pack of cigarettes. “Smoke?”

“I don’t smoke,” I said.

He put the pack away. “Yeah, it just helps to have them to offer, in my work. I’m cigars myself.” He looked at me. “Ray, you can tell a kid not to do this, not to do that, there are a million ways kids can hurt themselves, and if you made a list of ninety-nine don’ts, you’d still forget to say ‘And don’t put your tongue on the railroad track in freezing weather’ or ‘Don’t put the Philco by the sink when your brother’s taking a bath there’ or ‘Don’t hide in the trunk of the DeSoto when it’s a hundred degrees out and everyone’s gone home.’ The things I run into, Ray. And half the time I’m the one who has to break the news to the parents, and usually they’re the most conscientious people. It’s a miracle any kid gets through life, but most of them do. Other parents ignore their kids, leave them alone while they step into a store to do some shopping, let them play out in the street, and somehow nothing bad happens. Why you? It was just the odds getting played out.”

I took the Popsicle still in its wrapper away from my face. “You have any kids, Bob?” I asked.

“Nah, not me. I’d need a wife for that,” he said.