Back Swing
Chapters (68)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Praise
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. Chapter 35
  41. Chapter 36
  42. Chapter 37
  43. Chapter 38
  44. Chapter 39
  45. Chapter 40
  46. Chapter 41
  47. Chapter 42
  48. Chapter 43
  49. Chapter 44
  50. Chapter 45
  51. Chapter 46
  52. Chapter 47
  53. Chapter 48
  54. Chapter 49
  55. Chapter 50
  56. Chapter 51
  57. Chapter 52
  58. Chapter 53
  59. Chapter 54
  60. Chapter 55
  61. Chapter 56
  62. Chapter 57
  63. Chapter 58
  64. Chapter 59
  65. Acknowledgments
  66. About the Author
  67. Also by Rupert Holmes
  68. What’s next onyour reading list?

She leaned back and judged the initial reaction on my face. Disliking what she saw, she added in the reproachful tone that still inspired fear within me, “You’d be in one place, Ray. Imagine! Living in the same town for more than two weeks of your godforsaken life.”

I looked around for our waitress, hoping that the delivery of our meal might buy me a few extra beats to figure out my response, but she was nowhere to be seen. “It doesn’t sound like I’d get to play very much, Nancy,” I said. “That means a lot to me, you know. I get to lose myself when I’m playing.”

She was annoyed with me now. “You’ve lost too much of yourself already, Ray. Who does it serve? Who does it help?”

“Me, Nancy. It’s how I get by.”

She sat back in the booth. “Well, the other offer was to do the same job for Sally’s road tour, but I don’t think I’d be doing you any favors there. Tough schedule, crummy accommodations. The only appeal for you is that it would get you even farther off the beaten track. But the Music Box job . . . please, Ray, come along with me back to Treasure Island and at least meet with Sally. You’ve never sat and had a real conversation with her. She’s a swell person.”

So as not to be rude when Nancy obviously was trying her best to help me, I agreed to go with her and discuss the offer with Sally Rand. We decided, since both our waitress and our food had clearly been spirited away by gnomes, to get something quick to eat at the fair.

Nancy signaled to a very distraught man with a big head of shiny black hair who was stationed at the luncheonette’s cash register. He rushed over to us. “Yes, yes?”

“Are you the manager?” Nancy asked.

“I am, sadly, the owner.” He spoke in what I thought might be an Aegean accent, a thick one, whatever it was.

“I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to leave. The service here is very poor,” said Nancy, who rarely complained about anything.

“Not poor, miss. Vanished.” He displayed inexplicable anger toward us. “What did you say to my waitress?”

I intervened. “Hold on a second. We had about as brief an exchange with your waitress as anyone could have. We ordered today’s special and I asked for plain milk with my coffee. She never said a word to us.”

The owner glared at me. “You were the last table she waited on. After that, she went straight into the kitchen and out the back door, so my cook tells me. Out the back door into the street, you understand? In her uniform that I supplied! So I lose the uniform, I lose my waitress, now I am the waitress for the rest of the day.”