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Chapters (68)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Praise
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. Chapter 35
  41. Chapter 36
  42. Chapter 37
  43. Chapter 38
  44. Chapter 39
  45. Chapter 40
  46. Chapter 41
  47. Chapter 42
  48. Chapter 43
  49. Chapter 44
  50. Chapter 45
  51. Chapter 46
  52. Chapter 47
  53. Chapter 48
  54. Chapter 49
  55. Chapter 50
  56. Chapter 51
  57. Chapter 52
  58. Chapter 53
  59. Chapter 54
  60. Chapter 55
  61. Chapter 56
  62. Chapter 57
  63. Chapter 58
  64. Chapter 59
  65. Acknowledgments
  66. About the Author
  67. Also by Rupert Holmes
  68. What’s next onyour reading list?

It was a staid crowd that night in the Claremont’s ballroom. The male patrons had generally opted for white dinner jackets. The women were favoring taffeta or crepe, most of them in black, turquoise, or silver.

A few minutes into our last set, I was muscling my way through an extended solo in our version of “Christopher Columbus” when I saw Frankie Pompano elbowing Jerry Garden. He directed Jerry’s attention to the side of the bandstand, where I, too, saw a young woman leaning gracefully against a pillar, a champagne goblet in her hand. She was listening intently to what I was playing and gave me a small, encouraging smile. She looked smart and sleek in a black crepe sheath, over which she wore a sleeveless gold-and-pink bolero jacket. Her hands were cloaked in opera gloves. Her hair was pulled back in a French twist. She could have been a debutante heiress, toasting the whims of fate after losing the family fortune at Monte Carlo. A moment later, I realized she was Gail, and she was there to hear only me.

As the set progressed, it was clear she’d arrived unescorted. I liked this an awful lot. She arced appreciative glances my way as if I were a game of ring toss, and I savored both the hungry looks my musical compatriots launched in her direction and the resentful looks they hurled in mine.

Usually in the last set, Jack would have me sing a number I’d penned called “Beef Lo Mein.” It was standard for a band to have a couple of sidemen vocalize once or twice in the course of the night, adding some variety to the evening at no additional expense to the bandleader. Since I was being paid salary and a half as the band’s arranger, it behooved me to do this without complaint.

Not much was expected from an instrumentalist’s vocals except that he have some swagger. Jack introduced me as “that man about town from the sax section.” “Beef Lo Mein” was a crowd-pleaser that everyone smiled at but me, because although its title was silly and its tempo bouncy, I knew in writing it that it was actually a very sad song.

Over the crowd’s applause as I finished, Gail gave me a long, loud whistle.

She vanished just before the set was over, to my momentary dismay. But after packing up my instruments, I found her where I’d hoped she would be waiting for me, in the Terrace Lounge, seated before a second champagne cocktail.

Despite the fact that she already had a drink, Warren Taplin, trumpet, second chair, was trying to purchase her a new one. As I arrived, I heard her say, “Sorry, you can’t buy me a drink on three counts. First, I’m still drinking this one. Second, I get my drinks free. And, three, I’m reserved for Ray Sherwood.”