Back Swing
Chapters (68)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Praise
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. Chapter 35
  41. Chapter 36
  42. Chapter 37
  43. Chapter 38
  44. Chapter 39
  45. Chapter 40
  46. Chapter 41
  47. Chapter 42
  48. Chapter 43
  49. Chapter 44
  50. Chapter 45
  51. Chapter 46
  52. Chapter 47
  53. Chapter 48
  54. Chapter 49
  55. Chapter 50
  56. Chapter 51
  57. Chapter 52
  58. Chapter 53
  59. Chapter 54
  60. Chapter 55
  61. Chapter 56
  62. Chapter 57
  63. Chapter 58
  64. Chapter 59
  65. Acknowledgments
  66. About the Author
  67. Also by Rupert Holmes
  68. What’s next onyour reading list?

Oh, the ugliness and foolishness of war! The audience with furrowed brow flinched at the jagged shards of sound that sliced the air, the belching and burping leviathan that slithered and crawled and died before us. What unholy intervals and strange, dead whinings did the Pan-Pacific Orchestra put forward in all its dribbling vulgarity. Wincing from the brutal candor of the composition, audience members looked to each other with slow nods of respect. We, the assembled, knew. Others would not, but we could look the repugnant kraken in its face and not go mad.

And as suddenly as the inexcusable wailings began, they ceased, and my arms flew high again into the air. Thank God it was over, and we could hear God in the slight stirring of the wind chimes, the timid trickling of the koi pond, the light lavings of the lagoon beyond the castle walls.

I let my arms drop to my sides and bowed my head, signaling that the work was finished.

The audience began to applaud enthusiastically, one person after another rising to their feet. The assistant manager of the San Francisco Opera was particularly demonstrative. I gestured to Kat, he gestured to me, and we put our arms around each other’s shoulders.

The crowd applauded further at this display of International Understanding; then people began to chat in excited little groups.

Now the tough stuff.

I watched as Key Kaisa, the band boy with aspirations as a trumpet player, collected the Swing parts off the music stands. He quickly carried them over to the side of the stage, where he put them in the RC Copying envelope. Standing over him was Fumio Dakuzaku. As Key closed the envelope, I took the boy by the arm and walked him back to the podium. I called out to the crowd, “Ladies and gentlemen, a brief announcement!”

They turned to look, and I indicated Key. “This young man hopes someday to be a jazz trumpet player and I predict great things for him. As a gift of friendship from the Jack Donovan Orchestra . . .” I walked Key a few steps to the white keyboard, took the envelope with Swing in it from him, and set it down in the recess of the piano. I took out the substitute Swing envelope and continued, “I present him with the trumpet parts from our recordings of ‘Believe You Me’ and ‘Soup du Jour’ ”—I withdrew these from the envelope—“and our actual recordings of these same songs, so that he can play along with us when he returns to his homeland! How about that, folks?”