Back Pride and Protest
Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

You feel like you don’t belong a lot?

More often than I would like.

ProTip. next time eat the oxtails.

He eyed the phone in confusion.

What oxtails?

NVM face with rolling eyes

The soft knock at the door was purely performative as his sister, Gigi, draped in pink crystals, pushed through the door.

“Come in.” He rolled his eyes at her.

“Aw, you look so handsome.” Her hands popped to her slim hips.

Dorsey tugged at his lapel. “My stylist thanks you.”

Gigi waited with her arms out like a glitter scarecrow.

Dorsey looked her up and down. She was expecting something. “That dress is very short,” he offered.

Her shoulders fell. “My stylist points a middle finger.” Gigi flopped on the bed, her long legs cascading upward. “Would it kill you to pay your little sister a compliment?”

“I thought we were just talking about what we noticed first.” Dorsey shrugged and patted his pockets.

“You’re nervous as hell, Datu. Did a communist library explode in your room? What is all of this?”

Dorsey fidgeted with his tie, which was now skewed to the left. “I’m auditing a class at UPenn. In fact, take Evicted. Do you have a gift box around here?”

“Why?” she asked warily. “Are you about to gift someone a book?” She flipped the book around. “Poverty and Profit in the American City? This is the least sexy gift I’ve ever seen.”

“Good thing it’s not for you. Find a box.”

“There are no boxes, Dorsey.”

“You didn’t even look! I keep a ton under my bed.”

She pulled up the dust ruffle and pulled out a few boxes. When she found one that fit the book, she scoffed. “I’m not putting this book in a dusty Tiffany box.”

“Why not? That’s perfect.”

“Dorsey.” She put her hands on her hips and looked down as if to collect herself. “You can’t give a woman a Tiffany box with a used marked-up book inside of it. She will murder you.”

“Um, maybe put a bow on it?” His hands shook and he gave up on his tie in frustration.

“Breathe, Datu. I know your meme queen will be there tonight. Do you have some lighthearted conversation ready? I can shoot you some texts.”

He did breathe. “No, thank you, Cyrano. We don’t need that.”

If she noticed the possessiveness in his emphasis of “we,” she didn’t say anything.

“Since when? You always beg me to send you tidbits on your dates.” She sounded a little hurt, like Dorsey wasn’t letting her in on his little adventure with the big kids. “You’re afraid I’m too dumb.” She flipped the book again. “I can talk about eviction and—”