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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“Gigi, I know I’m not a good surrogate, but I believe in this.” The doors closed behind them, and Gigi immediately took off her high heels and put them in her enormous bag. She pulled out a pair of simple Chuck Taylors and shoved them on, holding on to her brother’s arm for stability.

“You made brilliant points and had research to back it up. They simply don’t want to increase the budget because it risks their own take-home. Your pitch was solid, bro. You just cannot understand purely self-interested motivation.” Gigi pulled off her suit jacket and stuffed it into the bag as well.

When the doors peeled open, Dorsey and Gigi exited the elevator nearly in perfect lockstep. Dorsey eyed an older woman who had stopped to stare at them. Physically, they looked nothing alike. His sister’s skin was the rich mahogany of the soil of her native land, Kenya, while he had the umber complexion of his native Philippine Islands. Her hair was a spun-cotton cloud of tight brown coils, and his was a uniform curtain of bone-straight ebony strands that he kept shoulder-length. Sure, they didn’t look like siblings, but Gigi was his sister all the way down to their matching vintage Chucks and identical mannerisms. He’d grown accustomed to the looks they got and used to think it was purely racial. But as Gigi grew into womanhood, the looks had changed from confusion to something else—admiration. She had finally grown into her long features and had gone from gangly and bucktoothed to graceful and, well, slightly less bucktoothed. Braces could never quite conquer her prominent incisors.

He had also found himself suddenly the center of giggling girls’ attention in high school when he shot up to an ostentatious six foot two. He had been a brooding teen, one of no less than ten adopted Asian children in his high school, and he was the only boy. They all actively avoided one another in school. It had somehow been lonelier to acknowledge the other kids’ existence.

His recent breakup only proved what he’d known for a long time: he didn’t fit anywhere. Even when he actually tried (and, god, how he hated trying), women really only wanted him to be someone else—to stay rich, of course, but to be some other fantasy they had. He had even watched Spinster Island for a girlfriend once—objectively the worst show on television. That was love, watching trashy reality TV for someone.