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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“What? It’s a lot of money. No point in pretending like it ain’t. Liza, you can use your plus-one for Colin.”

“No. Nope. I have a plus-one, Ma. Let Deya use hers.”

“No! I’m bringing Derek!” LeDeya protested.

“I have a date too,” Liza said.

“Since when?” Bev smirked. “Chicho, have you seen this date Liza has?”

“Not exactly yet. But I know he’s—” Chicho started, but Bev had already turned away from her.

“Your own best friend hasn’t seen this very real perfect man of yours?” Bev asked.

“No! Dorsey knows him,” Liza shot out. “William Isaiah Curry. WIC.” Okay, they didn’t like each other, but he could at least vouch that WIC was a real person.

Dorsey’s back straightened. “I know of him.” His tone was clipped.

“He’s into, uh, public service and Black empowerment.” Liza muffled the last bit and put a handful of popcorn in her mouth.

“Of course he is.” Dorsey pulled the popcorn string from her other hand and threw it absently around the tree. He inhaled. “Smells like Christmas, doesn’t it?”

Liza flushed. She must have looked like such a bumpkin to him that night. Surely he didn’t have anything to do with David getting the tree? Was the tree for her?

“Liza, go and get some more tinsel from the closet.” Granny directed her granddaughter like a general. Liza padded toward the closet; she threw Dorsey a look over her shoulder, and he wordlessly followed her down the hallway. Part of her wanted to ask about that night at the hotel bar, and why they kept resetting every time they saw each other. Because after the drinks wore off and the sun came back up, they both came tumbling back to their senses. During the day they inhabited the real world—which made this daytime family visit all the more surreal.

“How long have you been seeing WIC?” he said without any preamble.

“Oh, hi, Dorsey, how have you been?”

“Uncomfortable. How long have you been seeing him?”

“Well, we’re not seeing each other . . .” Liza put up air quotes. It was exactly the impression she had meant to give her mother, but it sounded wrong coming from him.

“Can you say in one sentence what you know about WIC?” Dorsey looked more concerned than interested.

“He’s a community organizer . . .” Liza started.

“Who does he work for?”

“For his organization, the Black Israelites.”

“An organization which you—with a women’s studies degree—find no fault with?”

“Not true. An organization is made up of people. You can’t paint everything with a broad brush. For example, I find hella fault with Pemberley Development, and yet here you are.”

“Point taken. A few more questions. What is his organization trying to do?”

“Outbid you on Netherfield.”

Dorsey rolled his eyes. “Netherfield is already mine.” Something about the way he bared his teeth at the word “mine” made Liza avert her gaze.