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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?
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  • When Dorsey spread my legs over him in the nap pod, had I been seconds from throwing this man my whole ass?!

They were all rattling around in her brain, popping in her head uninvited when she showered or lotioned or curled her hair. Should she have pushed her nipple in his mouth? And grabbed his length underneath her? Told him to shut up? That didn’t sound very consensual. But she liked the idea of getting a little bit of power back—make him scream her name and beg for her. He deserved it. It was uncomfortable and confusing when her body and mind were running in opposite directions. Shouldn’t she dislike him completely if she disagreed with everything about him? How could his touch still make her heart jump out of her chest? Why would the sound of his morning voice make her grab at her abdomen like she needed to protect her eggs? He was so entitled to female attention that he had scarcely given her another thought. But now that Janae was wrapped up so tightly with David, Liza couldn’t help but feel lonely, and it was hard for her to share her feelings with her family. Chicho also seemed to see her mostly as a whiner.

“Okay,” Liza said to herself, “time to split. Cut your losses.”

She had resigned herself to sitting in the café next door and applying for positions she would never hear back from, when she saw Dorsey through the windows of the municipal building.

Keep your head, child. It was Granny’s voice that popped into her head now.

Granny, I’m trying.

Her head knew all the reasons he was just wrong, but Liza’s body only remembered his cock under her thigh, so thick and throbbing.

For me?

For her.

He seemed to pop up when she was in want of an audience. His shoulders were high, and his brows were creased. He looked angry. Good, I hope some official finally told him no. I should go before he sees me. It made sense in her head, but her body moved itself into Dorsey’s line of sight.

Dorsey stopped walking mid-stride. He nearly dropped the phone at the sight of Liza outside the government building. She stepped right out of his Instagram feed like he had conjured her out of purely lustful thoughts. He saw her in the thick glass, and she tilted her chin up defiantly.

She sees me.