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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“You look like you’re doing a side plank.” She poked at his shoulders and biceps. Didn’t she know not to bother a cornered animal? “You are fully flexing. You can’t even relax in your sleep.” Liza shook her head.

How could he sleep with that ass resting on his leg, those breasts threatening to burst out of that shirt? That pursed mouth dying to be shut up with a kiss?

“Your sister was right. You’re a night snuggler.”

“Oh, don’t flatter yourself, sir. That was not a snuggle.”

“Just keep your body parts to yourself,” Dorsey said. When she didn’t move, he patted her bottom with the back of his hand. She nearly hit her head on the hatch door in surprise. He stuffed a pillow in the space she made, re-creating his impenetrable border. “Now, stay over there.”

Minutes passed. Had it been an hour? Okay. This wasn’t terrible. He was warm. He was comfort—

No.

Liza’s thigh frog-legged over his middle. His cock rocketed to life, and he instinctively palmed the inside of her thigh to lift it off and away from his now-straining midsection.

“Liza,” Dorsey whispered. It sounded like a plea. Liza turned to the other side with a heavy sigh. Dorsey turned also so they would be back to back. He was trapped with his penis boring a hole through his slacks. He cracked the hatch door for a burst of frigid air. It cooled the beads of sweat accumulating on his brow. But the cold was so harsh and uninviting that he immediately slammed the hatch door shut. The sound jolted Liza awake.

“Oh my goodness, what now?” Liza’s voice was thick with sleep.

“Liza, keep your body”—he paused—“over there.”

“Dorsey.” He could practically hear her roll her eyes. “It’s just a body. Don’t worry, you can’t catch poverty by contact.”

“I’m not afraid of catching poverty. I’m trying to get some sleep.” Dorsey turned to face her. Let her see what her reckless snuggling has done to me. But the pod was too dark.

“Don’t blame your guilt-ridden insomnia on me nudging you once in a while in your sleep.”

“Nudging? That was not a nudge.” This woman was insane.

“I’m being fair to you by even admitting that I touched you. I’ve been adhering to my side of the pod pretty well actually.”

“You’re delusional. Your body was way over the line.”

“Show me. Show me what I did that was so out of line,” she said. Always a challenge with Liza.

“I don’t have to show you. Take my word for it,” Dorsey said. Sounding all of seven years old.

“Then you’re exaggerating.” Liza rose up on her elbow. Lord, but this woman could actually have all of him wrapped up with a bow right now.

“Then I’ll show you,” he said.