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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

Liza curled her toes inward. “Twenty-six with a master’s degree. And, dude, thirtysomething’s not that old.”

“I’m old enough to have never uttered the word ‘dude’ in serious conversation.”

“All that tells me is that you’re missing out on America’s most zeitgeisty phrases.” Dorsey pulled open the stairwell door, and Liza stepped out of the office—bare feet cold against the polished cement floor.

“How did you know I was down here?” Liza asked. She was sure she had slipped out undetected. Again, she wondered, had he been watching me?

“The chair wasn’t pushed in,” Dorsey said blankly, ushering her toward the stairs.

“See, you would have been great at this game!” Liza bounced good-naturedly up the steps. The game and the quick nap had worked wonders for her mood and had gotten her mind off that embarrassing shirt business. “Do you think you can beat me to the next floor, old-timer?” Liza challenged.

“Of course I can. But I don’t want to—”

Liza jetted up the flight of stairs before he could finish. A throaty laugh escaped her when she saw him quickly step, then break into an all-out sprint up the flight of stairs. He caught up with her effortlessly, his long legs doubling and tripling the steps. Dorsey never lost his momentum once he reached the top and stumbled up the stairs behind Liza, nearly tripping to avoid her bare feet. He looked as if he would totter for a minute and pulled Liza close to him, using her to steady himself.

“You’re going down with me!” he said. His laugh was small and rusty—unused, Liza guessed. The way his arms wrapped around her, the way his lopsided smile lit up his features, beautiful.

She bit her lip. Squirming in his grasp, she was prepared to tease him for losing but found a look in his eyes that stopped her cold. The grip on her waist changed from slight to firm. Things seemed to go in slow motion from here. Something had flared up in him—the gleam in his dark eyes, the rapid rise and fall of his chest, spelled trouble. How could he not see her pulse jumping out of her throat? Up close, he seemed impossibly tall, with a shadowy beard already growing in. She wanted to reach up and stroke the dark whiskers, anticipating that bristled feel. It was the second time in as many hours that she found herself pressed against his body, and the effect was drugging. She leaned in, waiting for something, waiting for him. Dorsey looked down at her, and the surrounding air seemed to bubble up like they were two trinkets at the bottom of a glass of champagne.