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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

Dorsey did not answer. Something about seeing Liza again jarred him. He had fully expected that her Instagram would be the only means of ever engaging with her. Yes, he was very well acquainted with certain pictures on her Instagram feed. But just like that, she popped up at his DC office, red-nosed, shivering, a halo of snow on the crown of her head—and gorgeous. Jennifer—Dear god, is she still here?—continued.

“I bet it was the first time anyone’s ever rejected her,” Jennifer said lightly. The cafeteria was gray and austere, and Dorsey remembered why he rarely came down here. It was downright depressing.

“I’m sorry . . .” Dorsey was having so much trouble following the strand of Jennifer’s conversation. “What are we talking about?”

“Liza,” she muttered, but when Dorsey broke eye contact again, she huffed. “Oh, never mind.”

“Liza, yes, she looks different today. Maybe it’s the hair, or I think the cold brought out a little sparkle in her eyes. She obviously cares for her sister. It’s actually quite—”

“Oh,” Jennifer interrupted. Her voice had taken on a high-pitched tenor that made Dorsey wince. “Here’s the food.” She jerked open the glass door holding various refrigerated items. Jennifer scooped up a few Caesar chicken wraps in cellophane while Dorsey grabbed cookies and bottled water. “And the baskets are here! See, I told you I knew where they were.”

“Her birthday,” he mumbled, flicking through the icebreaker texts his baby sister sent him from time to time. “That’s lame.” He shook his head. There had to be something he could say to get her bright eyes on him again.

They made their way back to the elevator. Jennifer punched the up arrow impatiently.

Liza bounced on a balance ball office chair in a man named Kenyon’s cubicle. Was this what her sister wanted—to be seated across from Ken in accounts receivable in a gray box all her life? What made people run toward these awful choices?

As the hours passed, Liza had taken to secretly watering down her sister’s drinks. In fact, she was pouring water in a half-filled champagne glass in the office break room when Dorsey, materializing from what must have been thin air, opened the refrigerator next to her.