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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

Janae passed her wiggling infant girl over to David, who kissed her forehead. “It was a weekend of activities. Everyone could choose what they wanted to do. You didn’t have to go pick apples.”

“Oh right, just so I can be the mom sitting everything out?”

Janae expertly steered her mother away from this topic. “The reception is beautiful, Ma.”

David shook his head enthusiastically. “The food is fantastic. Seems like everybody took a plate.”

“Damn right. I haven’t even had a chance to eat. Brides never eat at their wedding, they say.”

Dorsey’s cool voice made everyone at the table turn. “Are you happy, Beverly?”

“That’s First Lady Beverly Bennett Jones now.” She smiled.

“I think your mother would have been very proud of you.” The table stilled. Everybody loved their grandmother, but Liza had really loved her grandmother and had taken her death hard.

“Thank you, Dorsey,” Bev said.

Never one to sit too long in sadness, she clapped her hands briskly. “And my first job as First Lady is to get this basement clean before Bible study tonight. Up! Up, all of you. Maurice, you take those chairs! Liza, you fold these tables!”

Dorsey came behind Liza. “Whoa, whoa. What do you think you’re doing?”

“It’s not going to hurt me to fold some tables.”

“What if one of these tables fell over and crushed you?”

Maurice sidled up and pointed to his sister’s stomach. “You sure you want to be handling those tables, big sis?” Maurice was astute. She had never given him his due.

“How did you know?” Liza asked.

“You’ve just been unconsciously touching your stomach a lot. Kind of protective. And Mom had to let out the dress she made for you just three months ago.”

Dorsey raised an eyebrow. “I see those private investigator courses have paid off.”

“Yeah, I’m saving up money to open a storefront in PG County. I’m going to call it Ear to the Street Detective Agency, or E2S—‘When you don’t trust the cops but you got to get answers.’ ” He said the last part wistfully. Dorsey nodded approvingly and Liza clapped him on the shoulders.

“You’re going to do well, bro.”