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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

A hard knock on the door startled Liza out of her mirror stare. Janae had done her hair in the most intricate box braids she’d ever had. The baby hair was immaculate. LeDeya had polished and plucked and powdered her face until she looked . . . well, beautiful. She wore a cream maxi dress in gauzy woven chiffon. The ruffled short sleeves swept into a plunging V-neckline and a matching V-back. When she moved, the cascading maxi skirt showed off cinnamon brown thighs through a high front slit.

Janae clucked her tongue. “No one could say no to you tonight, Liza.” When she stepped out of her room, the silence told her everything. When even Bev didn’t criticize her for too much or too little of something, she counted herself lucky. She had now seen Dorsey’s Instagram ad seventeen times, and it was trending in DC, Maryland, Virginia, New York, and Philadelphia.

In the Lyft, her palms itched, and her heart pushed against her chest like it wanted out. What on earth was he thinking? He must be nervous himself. Now that she knew him, she knew crowds exhausted him.

The ride was quick, but since the entire family piled up in one car to save money, Janae insisted on bringing her battery-operated steamer to straighten out the folds in Liza’s dress. Her sister fussed behind her until Liza slapped her hand away. LeDeya shoved a fist-sized puff into her face, and silicate power momentarily clouded Liza’s vision.

“For the shine,” she said, absently chewing gum and adding gloss to Liza’s lips. “You look good, sis.”

Maurice massaged her shoulders like a corner man in a boxing match. “Sis, the local news is out here. Don’t do that thing with your face in the pictures. The RBF is real.”

The white bridge overlooking the Anacostia River was positively teeming with people. Liza wondered how she would ever find Dorsey. So many people stopped to take photos with her. She was getting dizzy, whirling around and smiling.

Bev took Liza’s hand. For a moment, with her eyes misting over, it looked like her mother was about to say something beautiful.

“You better get pregnant. Fast.” Bev wiped a tear from her cheek. This was (Liza knew) the best she could expect.