Chapters (47)
- Cover
- Dedication
- MAN SHORTAGE
- ADVERSITY
- BABYLON
- MERINO WOOL
- THE MONEY
- IT’S ELECTRIC
- MR. MEME
- HALFWAY IN LOVE
- THE DRY HUMPING
- BAD WEREWOLF PORN
- ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
- BUTTERMILK PIE
- SEVEN LIFETIMES
- THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
- BULL VS. COW
- ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
- MODERN WOMAN
- PLUS-ONE
- DESPITE APPEARANCES
- LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
- ENTANGLED
- CAT GIFS
- BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
- CHEAT CODE
- BOILED POTATOES
- SELF-CHECKOUT
- BETTER JUDGMENT
- 8:15
- TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
- OUTSIDE THE TENT
- OFF THE RAILS
- DATU
- CLOSED CIRCUIT
- TROJAN HORSE
- MISTER
- JOHN WAYNE
- REFINING FIRE
- EPILOGUE
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- NIKKI PAYNE
- DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
- Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
- TL;DR
- About the Author
- What’s next onyour reading list?
“Too late, you little hobbit.” Deya easily held the letter out of Liza’s reach and read with a fake British accent.
The Filipino American Heritage organizing committee invites you to join as our honored guest in a three-day celebration of Filipino culture, heritage, and history during several events taking place at the Embassy of the Republic of the Philippines in the United States.
Thank you for using your platform to highlight and celebrate Filipino hip-hop and other cultural means of expression.
Among the scheduled activities are a film screening, lecture, Filipino studies conference, and a Barrio Fiesta! Also featured will be an ongoing exhibit showcasing Filipino Americans’ contributions to the Philippines.
“Boring.” LeDeya dropped the letter into Liza’s hands. The entire family’s shoulders seemed to sag. Even Granny had been hoping for something. She shuffled back into her room wordlessly.
“I got a better invitation!” LeDeya said. Bev smiled knowingly. “Tickets to a young entrepreneurs training.” Deya danced around Liza. “In New Jersey!”
“How much does it cost?” Liza asked.
“Ugh, do not start, Buzz Killington. Granny gave me her banking information so I can make a small withdrawal. It’s an investment in my future.”
“Oh, hell no,” Liza said vehemently.
“I wasn’t asking you,” LeDeya retorted.
“Momma, you’re gonna let this sixteen-year-old girl go to an MLM scheme conference in Jersey?”
“I’m not going to the whole conference, just this one training. And I have an opportunity to do some makeup there and make up Granny’s investment. This could bring in actual cash, not to mention followers,” Deya said haughtily. “Liza, you’re always trying to steal someone’s shine. If it is not about you, you don’t want anyone to do anything.”
“This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. No one in their right mind is going to let a sixteen-year-old go to a conference like this. Does Granny know what her money’s going to?”
“Liza, you’re just jealous. I happen to know for a fact that your boy WIC ain’t really feeling you that much anymore, and ever since then, you’ve been real sad. Posting emo songs and sucking the life out of every room you come into.”
“Don’t talk about what you don’t know, Deya,” Liza warned.
“You’d be surprised at what I know,” LeDeya shot back.
Liza pushed past LeDeya and her mother and knocked briskly on Granny’s door.
Granny answered with an annoyed raised eyebrow. Apparently, they had caught her right in the middle of an SVU marathon, and she was not happy.
“Granny, Deya is trying to go to a multilevel marketing conference in Jersey. Did you give her your account info? That’s insane, right?”