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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“I mean, whatever, but it wasn’t your business. You made yourself the arbiter of someone else’s love, and you were wrong.”

Dorsey was quiet for a moment. “Well, it sounds like you have quite a few reasons not to ever see me again.” He took his coat. “I’m sorry I misunderstood our relationship. It will never happen again.” Dorsey opened the door and nearly knocked Chicho down to get himself out of the town house.

“Was that Dorsey?” Chicho’s eyes widened. “What on earth did you say to him?”

“You told her WHAT?” His sister’s voice ricocheted around the room, even over FaceTime. “Dorsey, what type of woman would ever say yes to that?”

“I thought of it as more of a logical presentation of the benefits of a relationship. Show the other party why they’re getting a good deal.” Dorsey heard how it sounded as he said it. His no-sleep logic had made sense in his head the other night, but he groaned inwardly at his reality TV comparison.

“But she had just given you some major sign of liking you, and you really threw it in her face. No woman wants to be made to feel so cheap. I mean, she’s dead wrong about Isaiah, but you’re not doing yourself any favors.”

“She mentioned you and Jennifer . . .” Dorsey said, letting his sister in on the most perplexing part of the conversation, the “side chick” accusation.

“My visit to her father’s bedside? Why?” Gigi asked.

“I have no idea,” Dorsey said.

There was a long pause on the phone. “Oh no . . . Jennifer’s post the other day.” Gigi sounded alarmed. “She posted an old photo of us with these crazy hashtags about us being sisters.”

“If Liza saw that . . .”

“Oh, she definitely saw that. She thought you were—”

“Making her the other woman,” Dorsey finished. She should have just asked, What about you and Jennifer?, and he would have set her straight. She had all the wrong ideas about him. “Well, it’s too late now,” Dorsey said. Why did he keep getting it wrong with her?

“What do you mean?”

“I told her I wouldn’t be back again and to have a nice life.”

“Wow, I can’t believe I used to date men. Why don’t I just tell her the truth about Isaiah?” Gigi said this with a nonchalance Dorsey did not believe.

“Gigi, I’m not sacrificing you on the altar of my broken relationship.”

“No, I want to tell her.” Gigi’s voice hardened. Dorsey knew that stubborn tone. She was settling in.

“I don’t want you to.”

Gigi looked genuinely disappointed in him. Damn, that face stung.