Back Pride and Protest
Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“It’s a rice porridge with chicken,” Dorsey said.

“Are you gonna show us how to make it?” Liza rubbed her palms together.

“We know how to make it. I’m gonna teach you,” Park said.

“Taught by a famous chef!” Liza said. Dorsey’s heart hammered with a mix of fear and anticipation. She likes Joseph Park. Who wouldn’t? Why would he introduce two of the most charming people he’d ever met and think they wouldn’t hit it off?

“And D here is gonna be the taste tester,” Park said.

“If he doesn’t like it?” Liza asked.

“Back to the drawing board,” Park said. Still teasing, slightly flirting. Dorsey was already reading their wedding announcement in the Washington Post.

When it was time to check out, Liza and Dorsey pulled the cart toward the attendant while Joseph pulled it toward the self-checkout.

Liza and Dorsey spoke up in unison, “Oh no.”

Park’s shoulders slumped. “Liza, don’t tell me you’re like him.”

Liza lifted her haughty chin. “Self-checkout is a scam.”

“Truer words were never spoken,” Dorsey said.

“You two are ridiculous. There is no line, and there is an eighty-year-old cashier in aisle four! This is a no-brainer,” Park said.

“It will always take longer,” Liza said. Her tone was imperious, and her little button nose tilted even higher in the air. “There is always something that doesn’t scan or that doesn’t work. It is a time suck. Not to mention they fire tons of employees to build those things.”

“And you have to bag your own groceries!” Dorsey said.

“So the part you hate is bagging your own groceries?” Liza teased.

“Among other things.”

“How about this? I’ll take half the groceries, and you take care of the others. The first person bagged and at the exit wins,” Park said.

Liza looked positively gleeful. “What do we win?”

“Let’s focus on if you lose. If you lose, you two will have to do this same thing again tomorrow night but with my favorite food, Korean dumplings.”

“And if we win?” Dorsey asked, liking the sound of “we” on his tongue.

“You get to be right. It sounds like winning is enough for you two,” Park said.

Liza shook her head—unhappy with the terms. “I want you to cook my favorite meal. Butter chicken with garlic naan.”

Dorsey knew that the little fact of Liza’s favorite food would rattle around in his head forever—the way her ice cream memory had. He thought of this little place in London Liza would love—best butter chicken he’d ever tasted.

Park, secure in his own victory, only shrugged. “Bet.”

Liza turned and raced toward lane four, holding Dorsey’s hand to pull him along. Dorsey filed this date away. The first time we held hands was . . .