Back Pride and Protest
Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“No, it’s fine.” Liza pressed her lips firmly together and tried not to make any sudden moves. She knew Chicho would read her like a book. She would sniff out Liza’s wobbling facade of dislike before Liza even had a chance to truly understand it. Whatever this companionable texting thing that had sprung up between her and Dorsey was, Liza knew what it wasn’t. It wasn’t sex, and it wasn’t cheap. The depth of vulnerability they had shared with each other over text was just the tenderest thing in her fucking life right now. And she wasn’t ready to spoil that feeling just yet with flashlights and cross-examinations.

“Y’all, I thought we were going out tonight. But this one is better. We’ve been invited in!” Colin squealed. Chicho and Alfredo cheered.

“Invited in is about six times as personal as being invited out,” Alfredo said sagely before Colin could say it himself. Liza saw a tinge of pride in Colin’s eyes. It was clear he had come to love Fredo, and for that, Liza gave him a break and held up one hand in a limp “raise the roof” pantomime.

“The senator said he’s especially excited to see you again, Liza!”

Dorsey sat in the back of the town car peeling away calluses on his hands. He had a nervous habit when he was a child of biting the rough skin, which had suddenly surfaced again out of nowhere. He planned to close the loop on his strange preoccupation with Liza Bennett and had called in his closest friend for reinforcement. Park was one of the most affable people he’d ever met, with a rare combination of charm and substance that made him irresistible to ladies even when he’d had empty pockets. They had met when Dorsey was on an ill-fated date at a Korean dumpling class in New York, and Park was the instructor making ends meet. The girl didn’t last, but the friendship had.

“You look like you’re about to get hit by a bus, dude.”

“Maybe I am.” Dorsey shifted in the back of the car.

“Oh, I have got to meet this woman. Instagram is not enough. All the lovely ladies I try to set you up with come back and tell me you’re an impossible kkadonam.”

“I don’t know Korean, but I have a feeling that’s some kind of asshole. Why? Because you keep trying to hook me up with your chatty Korean cousins?” Dorsey rolled his eyes.