Chapters (47)
- Cover
- Dedication
- MAN SHORTAGE
- ADVERSITY
- BABYLON
- MERINO WOOL
- THE MONEY
- IT’S ELECTRIC
- MR. MEME
- HALFWAY IN LOVE
- THE DRY HUMPING
- BAD WEREWOLF PORN
- ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
- BUTTERMILK PIE
- SEVEN LIFETIMES
- THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
- BULL VS. COW
- ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
- MODERN WOMAN
- PLUS-ONE
- DESPITE APPEARANCES
- LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
- ENTANGLED
- CAT GIFS
- BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
- CHEAT CODE
- BOILED POTATOES
- SELF-CHECKOUT
- BETTER JUDGMENT
- 8:15
- TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
- OUTSIDE THE TENT
- OFF THE RAILS
- DATU
- CLOSED CIRCUIT
- TROJAN HORSE
- MISTER
- JOHN WAYNE
- REFINING FIRE
- EPILOGUE
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- NIKKI PAYNE
- DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
- Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
- TL;DR
- About the Author
- What’s next onyour reading list?
“Whoever you’re waiting for, Liza, the perfect man with no problems, who’s rich and will take all of your troubles away, he doesn’t exist.” Bev’s face was suddenly cold and serious. “You need to get your head out of books and into the real world. Colin is what a good man looks like. Your granny’s gonna have a fit when she hears this.”
Bev stormed to the back of the apartment with Liza trailing after her and pulled a still sleepy Granny out of the bed. She had deep brown skin and a wide, bulbous nose that sat on her face like a wise Buddha. Her full cheeks and deep dimples gave her an ageless mischievousness that everyone loved. Liza couldn’t bear her granny being disappointed in her.
“Colin asked Liza to marry him. Live in his new town house in Alexandria and meet with senators. He had a job lined up for her, making good money, and this fool told him no. I have half a mind to kick her ass all the way down the street,” Bev threatened.
Granny yawned. “Well, you got your answer right there, child.”
Liza’s eyebrows wavered. Granny too?
“Your mom is going to kick your ass if you don’t go with Colin, and I’ll kick your ass if you do.”
Ledeya burst through the door into Liza’s bedroom. “Look at David’s Insta. Is this real?”
Liza stared at the shot of David with a playful smile biting into a croissant, the Arc de Triomphe artfully framed behind him. #Parisinthespringtime #6weekfoodbaby
“He’s in Paris?”
“When?”
“Why didn’t Janae tell us?” Liza asked, then squinted at LeDeya’s Instagram. “How did you get this many followers? Momma just let you get an account three months ago!”
LeDeya snatched the phone back. “People are looking for marketable content.”
“Marketable content? Who have you been speaking to?” Liza asked. She didn’t have time to be agog at her sister’s fifty thousand followers because Janae walked in.
“Who kicked your dog?” she asked. She had been packing for interviews in New York and had nearly cleaned out all the closets in the apartment. The woman needed an outfit for every mood.
Janae had secured an interview not only for the position she applied for, but from four other large companies in the same week. She had made arrangements with her father’s family to stay for the week. This was interesting to Liza for a few reasons:
- Janae had talked to her father, a man she avoided in her adulthood as much as he had avoided her in her youth.
- She could easily plan and manage multiple job interview prep documents and schedules without getting overwhelmed anymore.
- Only Janae could fill out one application and get four interviews.