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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“Salutations, D-baby.” Maurice slapped hands, then began a complex handshake, which Dorsey allowed himself to simply be a passenger for.

“Just Dorsey is fine.”

Maurice nodded and shifted his feet. “So.” Maurice exhaled. “My sisters. Look, each one has their own type of beauty. Janae in the boring way, Liza in the annoying way, and Deya in the dumb way, right?”

Dorsey froze. This was definitely a trap. “I honestly don’t know how to answer that.”

“Like, Liza, for example, is pretty in the way that you hate, because she gets on your nerves. You just wish she had boils and warts and shit to match her soul.”

Lord, someone help him wade out of this conversation. How was he supposed to respond? “Maurice, please help me get there with you,” Dorsey pleaded.

“Liza talks a lot of shit, but she is actually scared a lot.”

Dorsey could sense the beginnings of a don’t-fuck-over-my-sister speech.

“I’ll make this simple. My sisters think I don’t pay attention, but I saw Liza’s hand shake when you took her hand to dance. And I’ve only seen her tremble like that when Marcus Davison asked her to the prom in the school cafeteria.”

Dorsey nodded. He was getting it.

“Don’t fuck around is what I’m saying.” Maurice’s face was serious.

Dorsey returned his gravitas with a solemn nod. He would do the same for Gigi.

“You have my word, sir,” Dorsey said with formality. Maurice’s lips turned up at the word “sir.” He nodded and slipped back into the crowd.

Jennifer, who had been loitering in useless circles nearby, found Dorsey again.

“I hope he wasn’t shaking you down for money,” Jennifer said with a brittle laugh. Dorsey remembered a time when he would have laughed at that joke. But now it made him turn to Jennifer with contempt. He saw a woman trying to hold on to what felt right to her, desperately clinging to what she thought she deserved.

“Jennifer, great joke. Remind me, was that funny because they’re poor or because they’re Black?”

“Oh God, it’s her, isn’t it? Who you’ve been texting and neglecting your work for?” Jennifer’s smile tightened when Dorsey offered no answer.

“Wow. This is an epically bad idea, Dorsey.” She looked genuinely concerned. “What have these women done to you and my brother?”

“Do I need to remind you that I’m not your little brother? I know exactly what I’m doing.” Dorsey shoved his hands in his pockets. He had no idea what he was doing.