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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“What do you mean, ‘whatever’? Girl, this dress is so classy.”

“And then I see your outfit. This looks too plain.”

“Trust me, simple is always in style,” Liza said.

Chicho smiled at her feet. “You look . . . like, so freakin’ beautiful.”

Liza pressed the sides of her cream backless jumpsuit. The deep V in the front reached nearly to her navel and was generous to her average bosom.

“Girl, you ain’t seen nothing. Wait until you see Janae. She will make you sick.”

“Why do you always do that?” Chicho asked abruptly.

“What?”

“When someone calls you pretty, you deflect to your sister.”

“It’s ’cause she knows she ain’t,” Maurice shouted.

“Shut up, Reece!” She turned to Chicho. “I didn’t know I did that.”

“You do. Wait.” Chicho’s eyes had shifted to Maurice. “You wearing that trash bag to the gala?”

“It’s a sweat suit.”

“Ignore him, Chicho,” Liza said. “Light a candle for Janae. She’s waiting to hear if she got the interview for a big position in New York.”

Liza didn’t know what had gotten into Chicho lately. She was constantly talking about getting out of Merrytown. She played the lottery every day and actually read Colin’s book, Up from Nothing. It was like she was suddenly so dissatisfied with her life, and with Liza’s too. Chicho nodded lately whenever Bev chastised Liza about lipstick, bras, and men. Their friendship seemed to be cooling for reasons Liza couldn’t understand, and she didn’t know how to reverse course.

“Oh, I hope she gets it. She’s too sane to be cooped up with y’all for too much longer,” Chicho said, nodding at Maurice.

“And WIC is coming!” Liza squealed. “So light two candles.”

“I’m not praying to the saints so you can get a booty call.” Chicho crossed herself.

“Why not? I plan to be calling on the Lord all night.” Liza shimmied her shoulders.

Chicho pretended to be scandalized. “It’s so weird, though. He should have seen more of you by now. It’s not like Philly is so far. Why couldn’t he just pop over on the weekend?”

“Because he’s organizing. The weekends are the perfect time for that, and far be it from me to impede the movement.”

Bev slapped the door in impatience. “I want to look at this limo David sent for us!” Liza’s mom wore a skintight fuchsia dress with strategic cutouts in risky places. Even at fifty-five, she looked good. But just because she could do something didn’t mean she should. The reverend sidled up next to her. He wore what could only be called a zoot suit. With his broad padded shoulders and slim legs, he looked like a walking isosceles triangle.