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Doctor Aphra

Sarah Kuhn
Chapters (57)
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  2. Doctor Aphra
  3. DRAMATIS PERSONAE
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Dr. Aphra teams up with Darth Vader himself in the original script to the audiobook production—an expanded adaptation of the critically acclaimed Marvel comics series.

Dr. Chelli Lona Aphra, rogue archaeologist, is in trouble again.

A pioneer in the field of criminal xenoarchaeology, Aphra recognizes no law, has no fear, and possesses no impulse control. To her, the true worth of the galactic relics she discovers isn’t found in a museum but in an arsenal. This viewpoint has led to a lot of misunderstandings. After her latest plan goes horribly wrong, her roguish ways are on the verge of catching up to her. That’s when suddenly Darth Vader, terror of the galaxy, swoops in with his lightsaber and … saves her life?

Don’t get her wrong—it’s not like she’s ungrateful. Sure, her new boss is a lord of the Sith. And okay, she may have just become a...

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Sarah Kuhn

Doctor Aphra

Nuevo Canon - 4.2

ePub r1.0

Titivillus 11-04-2021

Sarah Kuhn, 2021

Digital editor: Titivillus

ePub base r2.1

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DRAMATIS PERSONAE

  • DOCTOR CHELLI LONA APHRA: Rogue archaeologist. Weapons and droid expert extraordinaire. Our intrepid heroine.
  • DARTH VADER: Infamous Sith Lord. Man of few words. Our intrepid heroine’s terrifying boss.
  • TRIPLE-ZERO: Protocol droid. Favorite hobbies include translation, holo-chess, and draining organics of all their blood.
  • BEETEE: Blastomech droid. Has a flamethrower.
  • SANA STARROS: Smuggler. Unfortunate dreamboat. Working with the rebels for some godsforsaken reason.
  • BLACK KRRSANTAN: Disgraced Wookiee. Fearsome bounty hunter. Do not challenge him to a pit fight.
  • PADMÉ AMIDALA: The “good” former queen and senator of Naboo.
  • PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA: Rebel royalty. Has a mean left hook.
  • LUKE SKYWALKER: Yellow-haired rebel humanoid who is supposedly important for some reason?
  • HAN SOLO: Reformed scoundrel. Always claims to save the day. Actually useless.
  • CHEWBACCA: Han Solo’s very loud Wookiee sidekick. No match for Black Krrsantan in my opinion.
  • C-3PO: Simpering Triple-Zero doppelgänger.
  • R2-D2: Foolhardy Beetee doppelgänger.
  • EMPEROR PALPATINE: Our intrepid heroine’s boss’s boss.
  • BOBA FETT: Bounty hunter. Inspires fear in the hearts of all (except for our intrepid heroine).
  • MAZ KANATA: Badass pirate queen. Incredibly sore loser.
  • KORIN APHRA: Our intrepid heroine’s father. Obsessed with excruciatingly boring Jedi stuff.
  • LONA APHRA: Our intrepid heroine’s mother. Obsessed with excruciatingly boring planets.
  • THE ANTE: Information broker. Sometimes useful. Not to be trusted.
  • IG-90: Bounty hunter. Overly pedantic assassin droid. Likes to shoot things.
  • BOSSK: Bounty hunter. Wookiee-killing machine. Does not understand the concept of jokes.
  • BEEBOX: Bounty hunter. Very short, but carries a big gun.
  • UTANI XANE: Curator of Quarantine World III. Loves bureaucracy and crushing dreams.
  • SAVA TOOB-NIX: Sava of the University of Bar’leth. Hates when his lectures are interrupted (especially by our intrepid heroine).
  • COMMODEX TAHN: Former mortician of Naboo. All-around bad liar.
  • ENEB RAY: Former rebel spy. Loves to monologue.
  • GEONOSIAN QUEEN: Really scary. No other descriptors necessary.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

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