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Chapters (67)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. The Staring at the Wall Club
  4. The Pink Car
  5. Teatime in Germany
  6. Writing for Dummies
  7. I’ve Got Problems
  8. Up Our Tree
  9. No Way!
  10. I Hear Voices
  11. Ten Things
  12. Early Alarm
  13. The Grass Cutters
  14. Rebecca’s a Genius ☺
  15. Guilty ☹
  16. Jake’s a Genius
  17. SCUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
  18. The Army in the Box
  19. Dad, Help!
  20. Our Square Is a Battlefield
  21. Weakness
  22. Me, the Knight and the Wardrobe
  23. X + Y = Spy!
  24. Pass the Sauce
  25. Astroboy2008
  26. We Spy
  27. What Have I Done?
  28. Tipping Point
  29. That Kid
  30. Loser!
  31. Desperation
  32. Gunfight
  33. No Chance
  34. Postmortem
  35. I Can Keep a Secret . . .
  36. The Mechanical Turk
  37. Beginner’s Luck?
  38. Panic!
  39. Revenge?
  40. Champion!
  41. Tug of War
  42. The City and the Wall
  43. I’m Sorry, Jake
  44. Why Did Dad Do That?
  45. Surprise!
  46. First Round
  47. Tick, Tick, Tick
  48. Blue Lights and Disinfectant
  49. Is It Okay to Pray Only When You Want Something?
  50. Stage Fright
  51. Hugs and Soppy Films
  52. Plan B
  53. Uh Oh!
  54. What Mr Keytes Said
  55. Teatime in Germany, Again . . .
  56. Worms in My Belly
  57. Final
  58. Down, But Not Out
  59. Knockout
  60. When We Are Famous
  61. Can’t Wait Till Morning
  62. Alerts!
  63. What Do I Do?
  64. Confrontation
  65. Final Curtain
  66. Zip Wire
  67. Acknowledgements

‘Sorry, I totally forgot. I was playing chess.’

‘Again?!’

‘I know.’

I draw the x and y axes again.

Jake knocks his knee against mine.

‘Felix,’ Jake says urgently. ‘I said, you’re playing all the time.’

I ignore him and look at my exercise book; it tells me to plot point (3,6) on the graph. I move my pencil along the x axis to three, then up the y axis to six, and put a dot.

‘Felix,’ says Jake. ‘Are you actually doing work?’

‘Yes,’ I say, picking up my ruler.

‘But why?’

I shrug.

Jake gives me a you’re weird look, then leans over and says, ‘Felix, you’re not going all swotty, are you? You wrote a short story in English and didn’t mess about in PSHE.’

I ignore him and keep plotting the points. Jake’s right, I do seem to have started working – not lots, but Mum said I seem to be concentrating more. I don’t know how she knows, because I’ve been at Granddad’s all the time. But I am working better, because yesterday in science I put my hand up and answered a question about why magnesium burns so brightly.

Jake kicks me under the table.

‘Felix!’

‘What?’

‘I said, if it’s still raining after school, do you want to come over to mine and play Call of Duty?’

‘You know I can’t. I’ve—’

‘Felix!’

‘Sir?’ I look up and see Mr Andrews staring right at me.

‘I said, less talking and get on with your work.’

‘But I am, sir,’ I reply.

‘Well, it doesn’t sound like it. Now get on.’

I look back at my page.

Jake nudges me. ‘But I am, sir,’ he says in a girlie voice that sounds nothing like me.

I seem to be getting into trouble even when I’m trying to work.

I plot another three points and all the time Jake is jabbering, then I sense a shadow standing over me.

‘So,’ says Mr Andrew, ‘given that all the noise is coming from this table, I’m assuming one of you has the answer. So . . . Felix, question three – tell me the shape you have after plotting the coordinates.’

I look down at my paper and see a hexagon, but I don’t trust myself that it’s right. If I was sitting next to Rebecca I could check my work with hers, but the only other page I can see is Jake’s and all he’s done is draw Terence from Angry Birds.

‘Well, Felix?’ says Mr Andrews.

‘Uh . . . I don’t think it’s right, but I got a hexagon, sir.’

Jake sniggers.

‘Yes,’ says Mr Andrews, looking as surprised as I am. As surprised as the class, who always expect me to get the questions wrong.

‘What?’ whispers Jake. ‘You never get anything right in maths!’

‘I know.’ I smile. I really don’t, but it feels good that I have for once.