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Chapters (67)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. The Staring at the Wall Club
  4. The Pink Car
  5. Teatime in Germany
  6. Writing for Dummies
  7. I’ve Got Problems
  8. Up Our Tree
  9. No Way!
  10. I Hear Voices
  11. Ten Things
  12. Early Alarm
  13. The Grass Cutters
  14. Rebecca’s a Genius ☺
  15. Guilty ☹
  16. Jake’s a Genius
  17. SCUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
  18. The Army in the Box
  19. Dad, Help!
  20. Our Square Is a Battlefield
  21. Weakness
  22. Me, the Knight and the Wardrobe
  23. X + Y = Spy!
  24. Pass the Sauce
  25. Astroboy2008
  26. We Spy
  27. What Have I Done?
  28. Tipping Point
  29. That Kid
  30. Loser!
  31. Desperation
  32. Gunfight
  33. No Chance
  34. Postmortem
  35. I Can Keep a Secret . . .
  36. The Mechanical Turk
  37. Beginner’s Luck?
  38. Panic!
  39. Revenge?
  40. Champion!
  41. Tug of War
  42. The City and the Wall
  43. I’m Sorry, Jake
  44. Why Did Dad Do That?
  45. Surprise!
  46. First Round
  47. Tick, Tick, Tick
  48. Blue Lights and Disinfectant
  49. Is It Okay to Pray Only When You Want Something?
  50. Stage Fright
  51. Hugs and Soppy Films
  52. Plan B
  53. Uh Oh!
  54. What Mr Keytes Said
  55. Teatime in Germany, Again . . .
  56. Worms in My Belly
  57. Final
  58. Down, But Not Out
  59. Knockout
  60. When We Are Famous
  61. Can’t Wait Till Morning
  62. Alerts!
  63. What Do I Do?
  64. Confrontation
  65. Final Curtain
  66. Zip Wire
  67. Acknowledgements

‘Jake,’ I say. ‘This is stupid. He’s only come out to buy flowers.’

‘Yeah, but that’s what spies do. It’s like a secret code so they know who each other are – some wear hats or carry newspapers, or . . .’

‘Flowers.’

‘Exactly.’

Granddad comes out of the shop carrying a bunch of pink flowers.

‘And they can hide stuff in there too, like tiny cameras in the petals, and even poison in the stems.’

‘Jake. You’re making it up.’

‘I’m not! There was a Russian man who got poisoned by the tip of an umbrella. I found it on the internet when I was looking up stuff about your granddad . . . Anyway, he’s getting away from us. Come on.’

Granddad crosses the road by the kebab shop. Me and Jake sneak past the newsagent and the florist until Jake suddenly stops and holds up his hand. Granddad is talking to a man outside the chip shop – one of his friends from the GFG. They walk together. Me and Jake track them to the bus stop and crouch down behind a car.

‘Jake,’ I say. ‘This is pointless; they’re just talking like everyone does.’

‘That’s what spies do,’ Jake whispers urgently. ‘They look like everyone else so they blend in.’

Me and Jake move onto the pavement as a bus hisses by. The man gets on but Granddad doesn’t, he just glances back down the road towards me and Jake.

We jump into the estate agent’s doorway.

‘Do you think he saw us?’ asks Jake.

‘I don’t think so,’ I reply. ‘He can’t see us in our tree and it’s about the same distance.’

‘Cool.’

Me and Jake poke our heads around the doorway. Granddad is walking away from us and he’s waving at his friend on the bus as it passes him by. Then he turns down the road that leads to the park. Granddad hasn’t been to the park for ages. We used to go all the time when I was little. He’d carry my bike and Grandma would come too and I’d cycle around the botanical gardens. But why’s he going there now?

We run down the pavement and into the park until the path forks. We look left and right but all I can see is a man jogging and a woman bending down and talking to her child in a pushchair. Jake holds his arms out wide.

‘Where did he go?’

I shrug.

‘See, Felix,’ says Jake. ‘I told you that spies can vanish into thin air.’

We both spin around but I can’t see Granddad anywhere.

‘We can’t have lost him,’ I say. ‘He can’t run quicker than us when he’s seventy-two. Maybe we should just go home.’