Chapters (67)
- Cover
- Dedication
- The Staring at the Wall Club
- The Pink Car
- Teatime in Germany
- Writing for Dummies
- I’ve Got Problems
- Up Our Tree
- No Way!
- I Hear Voices
- Ten Things
- Early Alarm
- The Grass Cutters
- Rebecca’s a Genius ☺
- Guilty ☹
- Jake’s a Genius
- SCUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
- The Army in the Box
- Dad, Help!
- Our Square Is a Battlefield
- Weakness
- Me, the Knight and the Wardrobe
- X + Y = Spy!
- Pass the Sauce
- Astroboy2008
- We Spy
- What Have I Done?
- Tipping Point
- That Kid
- Loser!
- Desperation
- Gunfight
- No Chance
- Postmortem
- I Can Keep a Secret . . .
- The Mechanical Turk
- Beginner’s Luck?
- Panic!
- Revenge?
- Champion!
- Tug of War
- The City and the Wall
- I’m Sorry, Jake
- Why Did Dad Do That?
- Surprise!
- First Round
- Tick, Tick, Tick
- Blue Lights and Disinfectant
- Is It Okay to Pray Only When You Want Something?
- Stage Fright
- Hugs and Soppy Films
- Plan B
- Uh Oh!
- What Mr Keytes Said
- Teatime in Germany, Again . . .
- Worms in My Belly
- Final
- Down, But Not Out
- Knockout
- When We Are Famous
- Can’t Wait Till Morning
- Alerts!
- What Do I Do?
- Confrontation
- Final Curtain
- Zip Wire
- Acknowledgements
The Inter-Schools Championship was huge, but this is even bigger. The car park was jammed with school minibuses from all over the country – places like Liverpool, Manchester, Edinburgh and Carmarthen. Every region has sent their top player and they’re here with their teachers, parents and friends supporting them. Some of them are wearing special T-shirts with the name of their school and a chessboard on the front. I haven’t got a T-shirt, but Mr Keytes did bring our school’s biggest minibus, and Mr Andrews followed in another which means all the members from chess club, including Rich, are here, as well as four students from the sixth form. For a moment, seeing the other parents makes me feel bad for telling mine not to come, but they might have embarrassed me like when Mum cried when I was a sheep in my primary school end-of-term play. But even that wouldn’t be as embarrassing as what Jake is doing now.
‘Felix, what do you think?’ He grins as he holds up a banner he’s made out of a bed sheet.
GO, FELIX! NATINAL CHESS CHAMP
He peers down at his banner. ‘I tried to put the year on, but I ran out of space.’
‘Is that why you missed the “O” out too?’ says Rich, smirking.
Jake reads his banner. His face turns red as he spots his mistake.
‘I think it’s great,’ says Rebecca.
‘Yes,’ I say, sticking up for Jake against Rich. ‘It’s cool.’
‘Brilliant,’ says Jake, wrapping it round his shoulders like a cape. Rich shakes his head. I smile to myself. Jake can be really annoying, and embarrassing, but there aren’t many friends who would cut up a bed sheet for you.
I head off through the crowds with Jake following behind. This is the second time I’ve been to the toilet since we got here. I went four times before I left home, then I had to get Mr Keytes to pull off the motorway three times so I could go in the service stations. I think it’s because I’m feeling so nervous. So many people are depending on me – my granddad, my mum and dad, Mr Keytes, the teachers, the whole school. They say they are all behind me, but being in something like this is scary. It was easier when I was part of a team and not on my own. Granddad said I wouldn’t be on my own, that he would be with me in spirit, but I can’t feel his spirit, I can’t even hear his voice in my head – maybe it’s because he’s one hundred and thirty miles away.