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Chapters (67)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. The Staring at the Wall Club
  4. The Pink Car
  5. Teatime in Germany
  6. Writing for Dummies
  7. I’ve Got Problems
  8. Up Our Tree
  9. No Way!
  10. I Hear Voices
  11. Ten Things
  12. Early Alarm
  13. The Grass Cutters
  14. Rebecca’s a Genius ☺
  15. Guilty ☹
  16. Jake’s a Genius
  17. SCUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
  18. The Army in the Box
  19. Dad, Help!
  20. Our Square Is a Battlefield
  21. Weakness
  22. Me, the Knight and the Wardrobe
  23. X + Y = Spy!
  24. Pass the Sauce
  25. Astroboy2008
  26. We Spy
  27. What Have I Done?
  28. Tipping Point
  29. That Kid
  30. Loser!
  31. Desperation
  32. Gunfight
  33. No Chance
  34. Postmortem
  35. I Can Keep a Secret . . .
  36. The Mechanical Turk
  37. Beginner’s Luck?
  38. Panic!
  39. Revenge?
  40. Champion!
  41. Tug of War
  42. The City and the Wall
  43. I’m Sorry, Jake
  44. Why Did Dad Do That?
  45. Surprise!
  46. First Round
  47. Tick, Tick, Tick
  48. Blue Lights and Disinfectant
  49. Is It Okay to Pray Only When You Want Something?
  50. Stage Fright
  51. Hugs and Soppy Films
  52. Plan B
  53. Uh Oh!
  54. What Mr Keytes Said
  55. Teatime in Germany, Again . . .
  56. Worms in My Belly
  57. Final
  58. Down, But Not Out
  59. Knockout
  60. When We Are Famous
  61. Can’t Wait Till Morning
  62. Alerts!
  63. What Do I Do?
  64. Confrontation
  65. Final Curtain
  66. Zip Wire
  67. Acknowledgements

I can’t believe Rich has told this boy I use the Sicilian Defence. If I thought I had a tiny chance, even that’s gone now because my opponent knows all the opening moves I’m going to make. I could switch to another. I should switch to another, but which one?

My heart beats fast as the walls creep in. Don’t panic, keep calm. I close my eyes, check the rules in my head . . .

Don’t eat before playing.

I haven’t.

Don’t make eye contact with your opponent.

Don’t—

I lean forward and hold my head in my hands.

‘You need to choose,’ says my opponent.

‘Left,’ I say, without looking up.

‘Then you’re white.’

‘Okay,’ I say under my breath. ‘Okay.’

I hear the sound of chess pieces being placed on the board. I glance up and stare at the clock – just like the one in Pawn Sacrifice. I need to make a move. I need to make a move then start the clock. I clench my fist.

‘Head as clear as the sky, heart as calm as the sea.’

I know, Granddad, but my heart is pounding!

‘Then imagine.’

Imagine what?

‘A wooden box.’

What?

The clock ticks on to fifty seconds, fifty-one seconds, fifty-two, fifty-three, fifty-four, fifty-five.

‘Imagine your opponent is . . .’

Fifty-seven, fifty-eight, fifty-nine.

Help me, Granddad!

‘Imagine your opponent is the Mechanical Turk.’

I pick up a pawn and move it to e4.

There, that’s my first move.

‘Don’t forget the clock.’

What?

‘Don’t forget the clock.’

I hit the clock.

‘Pretend he’s a faceless man in a box. A wooden box with no heart but with clunky arms.’

I know.

The wooden box moves a pawn to c5.

Stops the clock.

I move my knight to f3.

Stop the clock.

The wooden box moves its knight to c6.

Stops the clock.

I move a pawn to d4.

Stop the clock.

The wooden box takes my pawn on d4.

Stops the clock.

My knight takes a pawn on d4.

The box moves a pawn to g6.

I’ve seen these moves before; Granddad warned me about them one evening – it’s the Accelerated Dragon variation of the Sicilian Defence. I need to think fast. I need to think clearly. What did Granddad tell me to do? What . . .

Got it!

I move a pawn to c4.

I wait for the wooden box to make its move, but no hand appears, no chess piece moves. It’s like it is thinking extra hard. I’ve just played the Maróczy Bind, but it’s like the box doesn’t know how to respond to it.

I wait until eventually it moves its knight to f6.

Stops the clock.

It’s cat versus mouse, me against wooden box. It tries to trap my king while I try to trap its king too.

More moves . . . another ten each, and all the time I’m thinking three moves ahead until . . .