Back Check Mates
Chapters (67)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. The Staring at the Wall Club
  4. The Pink Car
  5. Teatime in Germany
  6. Writing for Dummies
  7. I’ve Got Problems
  8. Up Our Tree
  9. No Way!
  10. I Hear Voices
  11. Ten Things
  12. Early Alarm
  13. The Grass Cutters
  14. Rebecca’s a Genius ☺
  15. Guilty ☹
  16. Jake’s a Genius
  17. SCUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
  18. The Army in the Box
  19. Dad, Help!
  20. Our Square Is a Battlefield
  21. Weakness
  22. Me, the Knight and the Wardrobe
  23. X + Y = Spy!
  24. Pass the Sauce
  25. Astroboy2008
  26. We Spy
  27. What Have I Done?
  28. Tipping Point
  29. That Kid
  30. Loser!
  31. Desperation
  32. Gunfight
  33. No Chance
  34. Postmortem
  35. I Can Keep a Secret . . .
  36. The Mechanical Turk
  37. Beginner’s Luck?
  38. Panic!
  39. Revenge?
  40. Champion!
  41. Tug of War
  42. The City and the Wall
  43. I’m Sorry, Jake
  44. Why Did Dad Do That?
  45. Surprise!
  46. First Round
  47. Tick, Tick, Tick
  48. Blue Lights and Disinfectant
  49. Is It Okay to Pray Only When You Want Something?
  50. Stage Fright
  51. Hugs and Soppy Films
  52. Plan B
  53. Uh Oh!
  54. What Mr Keytes Said
  55. Teatime in Germany, Again . . .
  56. Worms in My Belly
  57. Final
  58. Down, But Not Out
  59. Knockout
  60. When We Are Famous
  61. Can’t Wait Till Morning
  62. Alerts!
  63. What Do I Do?
  64. Confrontation
  65. Final Curtain
  66. Zip Wire
  67. Acknowledgements

‘Felix,’ says Mrs Hudson with a concerned look on her face. ‘Where’s your coloured overlay?’

‘I forgot it.’

‘But you’re always forgetting it.’

‘And I forgot my lunch,’ I say.

Mrs Hudson shakes her head. ‘Have you done like I said – put notes on your bedroom door and on the fridge?’

‘Yes, but I forget to look at them too.’

Mrs Hudson sighs. ‘Use this one,’ she says, sliding a yellow overlay across the desk.

‘It doesn’t work.’ I slide the overlay back to her.

‘It might help,’ says Mrs Hudson.

‘It doesn’t,’ I say. ‘I’m not dyslexic.’

‘No.’ Mrs Hudson pushes the overlay back to me. ‘But you are behind in English.’

She’s got me there. I didn’t do any work at Granddad’s and I didn’t get to do any when I got home because Mum was giving me earache about getting sent to the Isolation Room. She went on and on, things like, ‘Can’t you just be quiet and sit still . . . you won’t learn anything from staring at a wall . . . was it Jake’s doing . . . ? is he a bad influence . . . ? because if he is I will go down the school . . .’ I told her it was nothing to do with Jake, it was just me. She just shook her head and went downstairs and said she’d talk to Dad when he came home, but luckily for me I was asleep when he did. Or at least I pretended I was when I heard his van pull up outside.

Mrs Hudson tells us to open our books. As I skim through the pages I glance at the others in the student support group – Michael, Ross and Laura all have yellow overlays in front of them to help them read. They never forget their overlays, but then neither did I. I left it behind on purpose, because I’m not like them. I can read okay, it’s just I can’t concentrate. People try to help and I know that they and Mum and Dad care. I’ve had loads of tests – a reading test, a reasoning test, a hearing test. One time Mum even took me to get my eyes tested at Specsavers. I had to rest my chin on a piece of plastic and look through mini binoculars and read letters through the lenses. The person doing the test said I had perfect twenty-twenty vision, so the next month they sent me for a hearing test instead. But there’s nothing wrong with my ears or my eyes. I can hear dogs barking in the park from my bedroom window and I can see that fly landing on Mrs Hudson’s book from here.

‘So,’ she says, brushing the fly away. ‘Laura, if you read the first page, then Ross can take over.’