Chapters (70)
- Blast from the Past
- Copyright
- Epigraph
- Table of Contents
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- Epilogue
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As the massage continued, due to the copious oil that had been poured all over me, I found myself sliding forward and back along the leather couch at an alarming speed. I dug my fingers under the sides of the bed and held on in order to stop shooting out through the open window opposite, like a cannonball out of a cannon, into the courtyard at the back.
‘You loosen up, lady,’ said one of the masseuses. ‘You very tense.’
Story of my life lately, I thought as I tried to let go and surrender to the rhythm.