Chapters (70)
- Blast from the Past
- Copyright
- Epigraph
- Table of Contents
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‘No!’ said Heather. She knew that in order to keep things going at the shop, I’d remortgaged my house. It had seemed like a safe bet at the time. There had been a golden phase about seven years ago. I’d had an article in Vogue, another in a local paper, and for a while I’d been flavour of the month, with all sorts of people wanting my personalized jewellery. However, the last few years had been like swimming upstream. I worked seven days a week, kept the shop open on a Sunday when the weekend crowds descended on Hampstead, but still I was barely breaking even. I’d ignored the signs for as long as I could. It was time to take action.
‘OK, I have a plan,’ said Heather.
‘Good. Because my brain seems to have frozen.’
‘Lunch. I’m taking you out. We can talk it all out over a glass of Prosecco.’
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‘OK. Job number one, meet with Stuart and go through the accounts tomorrow. In the meantime, we could do some number crunching,’ I said when Heather and I had settled at a table at the back of a café on Highgate High Street.
‘What’s that famous quote from Gone with the Wind?’
‘“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”’
‘No, not that one.’
‘“You should be kissed by someone who knows how.” That was always a personal favourite of mine.’
Heather groaned. ‘No, not that either.’
I laughed. ‘“As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again,”’ I said in my best Texan accent.
‘Things aren’t that bad, Bea. No, the one I meant was, “After all, tomorrow is another day.”’
‘Ah, yes, exactly.’
‘Let’s do a Scarlett O’Hara. I think we should sleep on the news; you meet with Stuart then we reconvene when we’ve had a chance to give it some thought. In the meantime, tell me about your holiday.’
‘God, India seems a million years ago now. Talk about back to reality with a bang.’
‘Forget about that for now. Photos. I want to see photos.’
‘Are you sure? I took hundreds.’
‘I am sure.’
I got out my iPad and we spent a pleasant time revisiting scenes from my time abroad; it did cheer me up to look back and see all the great locations I’d been to. ‘I bought some earrings and ankle bracelets for the shop when I was in Jaipur,’ I said as I showed photos of the Amber Fort. ‘And it was probably foolish of me to have shelled out on going away at all, especially at a time like this.’
‘Don’t talk rot,’ said Heather. ‘You deserved a break. You haven’t had proper time off in years, and it’s not every day you turn fifty. So … best moment of the trip?’