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Chapters (107)
  1. Cover
  2. Series Page
  3. 104 Stories
  4. Hamsun
  5. The Voice Imitator
  6. Character Assassination
  7. Fourati
  8. Brochure
  9. Pisa and Venice
  10. Fear
  11. One-Way Journey
  12. Inner Compulsion
  13. Speleologists
  14. In Lima
  15. Almost
  16. Example
  17. Charity
  18. Good Advice
  19. Prejudice
  20. Suspicion
  21. Exchange
  22. Early Train
  23. Beautiful View
  24. The Tables Turned
  25. Hotel Waldhaus
  26. Haumer the Logger
  27. In Earnest
  28. Too Much
  29. Prescription
  30. Disappointed Englishmen
  31. The Most Successful Concert
  32. Scientific Purposes
  33. Profound and Shallow
  34. Character
  35. Moosprugger's Mistake
  36. Mail
  37. Claim
  38. Comedy
  39. Warning
  40. Emigrated
  41. Unworldly
  42. At Their Mercy
  43. De Orio
  44. Photographers
  45. Schluemberger
  46. Discovery
  47. Mimosa
  48. A Famous Dancer
  49. Guilty Conscience
  50. Forgotten
  51. Piccadilly Circus
  52. Increased
  53. In the Frauengraben
  54. The Panthers
  55. Wrong Note
  56. The Auszügler
  57. The Milkmaid
  58. The Needlewoman
  59. The Loden Coat
  60. Papermakers
  61. Boundary Stone
  62. Two Brothers
  63. Natural
  64. Giant
  65. Natural History
  66. Question in the Provincial Parliament
  67. Two Notes
  68. Unrequited Love
  69. Party of Tourists
  70. True Love
  71. Impossible
  72. Feeling
  73. A Self-Willed Author
  74. Unfulfilled Wish
  75. Presence of Mind
  76. Supplemental Income
  77. Silo
  78. Famous
  79. No Soul
  80. The Prince
  81. Prince Potocki
  82. Lec
  83. The Royal Vault
  84. Contradiction
  85. Fruitfulness
  86. Coming to Terms
  87. Decision
  88. Civil Service
  89. After You
  90. Imagination
  91. Expedition
  92. Legacy
  93. Double
  94. Luck
  95. Political Science
  96. Consistency
  97. Near Sulden
  98. Perast
  99. Madness
  100. Care
  101. In Rome
  102. Withdrawn
  103. Like Robert Schumann
  104. Respect
  105. Genius
  106. 998 Times
  107. Returned

An old lady who lived near us had gone too far in her charity. She had, as she thought, taken in a poor Turk, who at the outset was grateful that he no longer had to live in a hovel scheduled to be torn down but was now—through the charity of the old lady—allowed to live in her town house surrounded by a large garden. He had made himself useful to the old lady as a gardener and, as time went by, was not only completely re-outfitted with clothes by her but was actually pampered by her. One day the Turk appeared at the police station and reported that he had murdered the old lady who had, out of charity, taken him into her house. Strangled, as the officers of the court determined on the visit they immediately made to the scene of the crime. When the Turk was asked by the officers of the court why he had murdered the old lady by strangling her, he replied, out of charity.

Good Advice

GOOD ADVICE

An excursionist who had attached himself to us en route to the so-called Giant World of Ice near Werfen because he was probably of the opinion that we were more entertaining than the other people in our train, which was making its way along the valley, told us he was deeply unhappy over the fact that he had advised one of his colleagues, a bank employee like himself, who had asked him where he should spend his vacation so as to get some relaxation, to take a cruise on the Adriatic and the Mediterranean, something he himself on one occasion had much benefited from. The very ship on which his colleague was bound for Dubrovnik, Corfu, and Alexandria had sunk—for reasons that are still unknown to this day—in the vicinity of Crete, and along with all the others who had gone on this “disaster cruise,” as the excursionist called it, his colleague had drowned. He had probably gone down with the ship, which had sunk very rapidly. The loss of the ship and the death of his colleague by drowning had affected him so deeply that for years now he had been unable to find peace. He asked us what he should do to be freed from his guilty conscience, but we dared not give him any advice.

Prejudice

PREJUDICE