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Chapters (107)
  1. Cover
  2. Series Page
  3. 104 Stories
  4. Hamsun
  5. The Voice Imitator
  6. Character Assassination
  7. Fourati
  8. Brochure
  9. Pisa and Venice
  10. Fear
  11. One-Way Journey
  12. Inner Compulsion
  13. Speleologists
  14. In Lima
  15. Almost
  16. Example
  17. Charity
  18. Good Advice
  19. Prejudice
  20. Suspicion
  21. Exchange
  22. Early Train
  23. Beautiful View
  24. The Tables Turned
  25. Hotel Waldhaus
  26. Haumer the Logger
  27. In Earnest
  28. Too Much
  29. Prescription
  30. Disappointed Englishmen
  31. The Most Successful Concert
  32. Scientific Purposes
  33. Profound and Shallow
  34. Character
  35. Moosprugger's Mistake
  36. Mail
  37. Claim
  38. Comedy
  39. Warning
  40. Emigrated
  41. Unworldly
  42. At Their Mercy
  43. De Orio
  44. Photographers
  45. Schluemberger
  46. Discovery
  47. Mimosa
  48. A Famous Dancer
  49. Guilty Conscience
  50. Forgotten
  51. Piccadilly Circus
  52. Increased
  53. In the Frauengraben
  54. The Panthers
  55. Wrong Note
  56. The Auszügler
  57. The Milkmaid
  58. The Needlewoman
  59. The Loden Coat
  60. Papermakers
  61. Boundary Stone
  62. Two Brothers
  63. Natural
  64. Giant
  65. Natural History
  66. Question in the Provincial Parliament
  67. Two Notes
  68. Unrequited Love
  69. Party of Tourists
  70. True Love
  71. Impossible
  72. Feeling
  73. A Self-Willed Author
  74. Unfulfilled Wish
  75. Presence of Mind
  76. Supplemental Income
  77. Silo
  78. Famous
  79. No Soul
  80. The Prince
  81. Prince Potocki
  82. Lec
  83. The Royal Vault
  84. Contradiction
  85. Fruitfulness
  86. Coming to Terms
  87. Decision
  88. Civil Service
  89. After You
  90. Imagination
  91. Expedition
  92. Legacy
  93. Double
  94. Luck
  95. Political Science
  96. Consistency
  97. Near Sulden
  98. Perast
  99. Madness
  100. Care
  101. In Rome
  102. Withdrawn
  103. Like Robert Schumann
  104. Respect
  105. Genius
  106. 998 Times
  107. Returned

The voice imitator, who had been invited as the guest of the surgical society last evening, had declared himself—after being introduced in the Palais Pallavinci—willing to come with us to the Kahlenberg, where our house was always open to any artist whatsoever who wished to demonstrate his art there—not of course without a fee. We had asked the voice imitator, who hailed from Oxford in England but who had attended school in Landshut and had originally been a gunsmith in Berchtesgaden, not to repeat himself on the Kahlenberg but to present us something entirely different from what he had done for the surgical society; that is, to imitate quite different people from those he had imitated in the Palais Pallavinci, and he had promised to do this for us, for we had been enchanted with the program that he had presented in the Palais Pallavinci. In fact, the voice imitator did imitate voices of quite different people—all more or less well known—from those he had imitated before the surgical society. We were allowed to express our own wishes, which the voice imitator fulfilled most readily. When, however, at the very end, we suggested that he imitate his own voice, he said he could not do that.

Character Assassination

CHARACTER ASSASSINATION

Two philosophers, about whom more has been written than they themselves have published, who met again—after not seeing one another for decades—in, of all places, Goethe’s house in Weimar, to which they had gone, in the nature of things, separately and from opposite directions—something that, since it was winter and consequently very cold, had presented the greatest difficulties to both of them—simply for the purpose of getting to know Goethe’s habits better, assured each other, at this unexpected and for both of them painful meeting, of their mutual respect and admiration and at the same time told each other that, once back home, they would immerse themselves in each other’s writings with the intensity appropriate to, and worthy of, those writings. When, however, one of them said he would give an account of his meeting in the Goethe House in the newspaper that was, in his opinion, the best and would do so, in the nature of things, in the form of a philosophical essay, the other immediately resisted the idea and characterized his colleague’s intention as character assassination.

Fourati

FOURATI