ICE9: You were out of order and you know it.

Jackdaw44: You were ignoring me. How else was I supposed to get your attention?

ICE9: Someone could have seen.

Jackdaw44: They didn’t though, did they? I like touching you up when other people are around. Turns me on that they have no idea what I’m doing.

ICE9: You’re the only one it turns on.

Jawdaw44: Liar.

ICE9: I’m not talking about this any more. You obviously don’t think you did anything wrong.

Jackdaw44: So you’re going to start ignoring me again?

ICE9: No shit.

Jackdaw44: Let’s see how well that works out for you.

ICE9: What’s that supposed to mean?

Jackdaw44:

ICE9: You’d better not be talking about what I think you’re talking about.

Jackdaw44:

ICE9: You’re lying. I looked through your phone after you said you’d deleted them and they were gone.

Jackdaw44: You didn’t look in all the folders though, did you? You didn’t look in the one called Graffiti?

{file uploading … }

ICE9: You fucking arsehole. Delete that photo NOW.

Jackdaw44: OK. Deleted. Do you like this one better?

{file uploading … }

Jackdaw44: Still planning on ignoring me?

ICE9: I fucking hate you.

Jackdaw44: No, you don’t. Tell me you love me.

ICE9: No.

Jackdaw44: Looks like I’ll have to press ‘send’ then …

ICE9: I love you, OK. There. I said it. Now delete the photos.

Jackdaw44: You’re such a bad liar. Good fuck, bad liar.

ICE9: What do you want?

Jackdaw44: Sleep with me. There’s some stuff I want to try out.

ICE9: What kind of stuff?

Jackdaw44: Stuff in videos on the Internet. Hardcore shit. Looks fun.

ICE9: No.

Jackdaw44: OK. *presses send*

ICE9: Stop!

Jackdaw44: Changed your mind?

ICE9: If I do what you say how do I know you’ll delete the photos? How do I know you haven’t got them backed up on a memory disk or something?

Jackdaw44: You don’t. You’ll have to trust me.

ICE9: That worked out well last time.

Jackdaw44: That’s because I wanted to keep the photos to look at when we weren’t together. I don’t need them any more. I’ve got the Internet.

ICE9: I don’t trust you.

Jackdaw44: I’ll delete the photos in front of you and let you take a photo of me.

ICE9: Naked?

Jackdaw44: Yeah. Keep it on your phone. Call it collateral.

ICE9: You’d let me do that?

Jackdaw44: I told you. I want to see you again. I want to touch you. I want to fuck you. Let’s do it one more time then I’ll leave you alone. I promise.

ICE9: Just once? You swear? And you’ll delete the photos in front of me and let me go through your phone?

Jackdaw44: Yes.

ICE9: I’m not doing anything involving shit or piss.