Chapters (45)
“Ladies.” Oliver jumped out of his Jeep and tipped an imaginary hat. “I hear there are damsels in distress?”
“Oh, bugger off.” I knew I’d have to listen to his nonsense if I called, but honestly, the boy never let up.
“I’m here to rescue you like the manly man I am.” He used a voice that was at least an octave lower than his normal voice and swung a set of jump leads seductively.
“Why are you doing a man voice? You are, in fact, a man.” I rolled my eyes.
Oliver shrugged. Ruby got out of the car and our eyes met. I tried to apologize again with a smile.
“Any idea how to jump-start the car?” She directed her conversation at Oliver only.
“Obviously not, but that’s what YouTube is for.”
Ruby’s smile was full of gratitude and relief. It made her a little less scary. I’d talk to her on the way home, I decided. Once the stress of being stranded had passed, she might be in better form.
Between the three of us, we managed to figure it out. I nearly wept with joy when the engine started making proper engine noises again.
“Want a lift home?” Oliver nodded at Ruby.
She hesitated. I tried to communicate via telepathy that I was really sorry for being a dick and that I wanted her to come with me. Going back to my place was obviously off the table. I didn’t want it to happen like this anyway (“it” is sex, you know that by now, right? I don’t have to keep saying it?). If it was going to happen, it should be on a perfect day.
“Saoirse’s going to drive me home,” Ruby said.
Apparently, I did have the power of psychic thought transmission. Would I use it for good or evil?
It was only when I dropped her off with a good-night kiss (and a good-night hand on the boob—high five!) that a terrible thought occurred to me.
Did that count as a fight? And if it counted as a fight, did we make up? Had I invited one of the harbingers of doom?
No. Surely not. It wasn’t a fight. It was so tiny. It was barely even an f. A fight would be like a big disagreement about something important. A screaming match. Horrible words exchanged and tears shed. That’s obviously what I’d meant when I said fight. Everyone has little tiffs. That’s normal, even for a montage. It’s all part of the antagonistic nature of the chemistry.
It didn’t count.
Shut up.