Back Soul Tourists
Chapters (61)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. PENGUIN BOOKS
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Shipwreck, 1987
  7. Heaven, Really
  8. Flying to Tower Hamlets
  9. The Coroner’s Office
  10. The Burial Ground
  11. Single at Mingles, 1988
  12. Café Italia, Soho
  13. Broadstairs-sur-la-Mer
  14. Clerken-well
  15. Fifty-one Days in Blackheath
  16. London Au Revoir
  17. La France
  18. The Freeway
  19. Hall of Mirrors, Versailles
  20. The Queen of France’s Boudoir
  21. A Caravan in a Country Lane
  22. The Convent
  23. Café des Fantômes, Paris
  24. The Camargue
  25. Morning in a French Lay-by
  26. A Thousand Miles from Home
  27. The Campsite
  28. Summer on the Coast
  29. The Crying Mountain
  30. Seeing Red in Orange Square, Marbella
  31. Rock of Jabal al-Tariq
  32. The Room in Jessie’s Head
  33. Mama Hortense’s Singing Kitchen
  34. Closing Time at Mama’s
  35. The Alps
  36. The Fêted House of Medici, Florence
  37. Continental Shift, Turkey
  38. The Silken Road
  39. Letter from the Court of Jessie at Ölüdeniz
  40. Summer of 1989: Court Budget
  41. Dreams of a Faraway Place
  42. A Trip Down Memory Lane
  43. Old Istanbul
  44. Eighteenth-century Slave Market
  45. In the Sultan’s Seraglio
  46. Life after the Camp Deserter
  47. The Front Line
  48. Güle, Güle, Ölüdeniz
  49. The Ocean Floor
  50. Eastern Anatolia
  51. Slipping into the Middle East
  52. The Supreme Court of ‘Justice’
  53. Antipodean Dreamtime
  54. The Glorious Gulf
  55. Epilogue: Under the Carpet at Windsor
  56. Acknowledgements
  57. Read more
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  61. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

Just as Stanley was going to reply that his father would slap him upside his head if ever he spoke a hint of the patois that his father spoke all the time, she continued. ‘My father was an army officer from Scotland. I never did meet him, but I am proud of my Scotch blood. Now, my Creole mother was a free woman, a doctress, who kept a boarding house on East Street in Kingston, and it was she who passed on the science of herbs and midwifery that had been handed down by the slaves. This I supplemented with the medical knowledge taught me by the European doctors.’

‘May I ask your name, ma’am?’ He did not know where the ma’am came from, but it seemed appropriate.

‘You may. I am Mrs Mary Jane Seacole.’ Her tone was somewhat self-reverential. ‘Indeed, the very one. Yes, I am she.’

He thought of feigning recognition, but he’d concluded very early on in life that lying was ultimately a very stressful exercise. Not the actual lying itself but maintaining the pretence.

‘Should I have heard of you, Mary?’

He immediately knew he should have, because she delivered the kind of fruity, rubbery tchups! more associated with a Trenchtown market trader than with an Uptown Brown.

‘Mek I tell you somet’ing. During my time everyone had heard of me, and so they will again. And, you must kindly call me Mrs Seacole, young man.’

She then regained her composure as if she had never dropped it, lifted a corner of the napkin and brought out a brittle, antique book. This she passed over.

‘Be careful or it will come apart. It is the first edition of my autobiography, The Wonderful Adventures of Mrs Seacole in Many Lands, and it is exactly one hundred and thirty-two years old this very day.’

An older, hardened, more masculine Mrs Seacole was pictured on the cover. Stanley likened her to a rakish buccaneer, with her wide-brimmed black hat tilted back at an angle, a neckerchief, a black doublet.

‘You wrote this?’ He ran his hands over the book.

‘Is that not me on the front? I was most famous after the war, most famous. I received many medals of honour.’

‘I guess I should have heard of you, then, Mrs Seacole. That’s me all over. I know nothing.’

‘Allow me to elucidate. It all began when my husband, Edward Horatio Nelson, godson of Lord Nelson, of whom you are no doubt familiar, passed away shortly after our marriage. Unfortunately tragedy struck twice.’

She took the book out of his hand and read aloud, ‘I had one other grief to master, the loss of my mother, and then I was allowed to battle with the world as best I might.’

‘I understand grief,’ Stanley said, almost to himself; it was private, not to be talked about without a great deal of pain.