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Chapters (61)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. PENGUIN BOOKS
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Shipwreck, 1987
  7. Heaven, Really
  8. Flying to Tower Hamlets
  9. The Coroner’s Office
  10. The Burial Ground
  11. Single at Mingles, 1988
  12. Café Italia, Soho
  13. Broadstairs-sur-la-Mer
  14. Clerken-well
  15. Fifty-one Days in Blackheath
  16. London Au Revoir
  17. La France
  18. The Freeway
  19. Hall of Mirrors, Versailles
  20. The Queen of France’s Boudoir
  21. A Caravan in a Country Lane
  22. The Convent
  23. Café des Fantômes, Paris
  24. The Camargue
  25. Morning in a French Lay-by
  26. A Thousand Miles from Home
  27. The Campsite
  28. Summer on the Coast
  29. The Crying Mountain
  30. Seeing Red in Orange Square, Marbella
  31. Rock of Jabal al-Tariq
  32. The Room in Jessie’s Head
  33. Mama Hortense’s Singing Kitchen
  34. Closing Time at Mama’s
  35. The Alps
  36. The Fêted House of Medici, Florence
  37. Continental Shift, Turkey
  38. The Silken Road
  39. Letter from the Court of Jessie at Ölüdeniz
  40. Summer of 1989: Court Budget
  41. Dreams of a Faraway Place
  42. A Trip Down Memory Lane
  43. Old Istanbul
  44. Eighteenth-century Slave Market
  45. In the Sultan’s Seraglio
  46. Life after the Camp Deserter
  47. The Front Line
  48. Güle, Güle, Ölüdeniz
  49. The Ocean Floor
  50. Eastern Anatolia
  51. Slipping into the Middle East
  52. The Supreme Court of ‘Justice’
  53. Antipodean Dreamtime
  54. The Glorious Gulf
  55. Epilogue: Under the Carpet at Windsor
  56. Acknowledgements
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  61. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

The body was that of a thin elderly man of Afro-Caribbean race, 166cm in height, at the time of my examination unclothed.

The pleural spaces were clear. There were dense bilateral interpleural and pleuropericardial adhesions with hyaline plaques on the diaphragm. The air passages contained abundant pus and were inflamed. The lungs were congested and oedematous and showed pneumonic consolidation affecting in particular the lower lobe of the left lung with severe chronic inflammatory thickening of the bronchial tree. There was a slight thickening of the dilation of pulmonary arteries. No evidence of thromboembolism.

Remarks: Death due to natural causes
Cause of Death: 1a Bronchopneumonia
1b Chronic obstructive airways disease
Time of Death: 11.55 p.m. 29.8.1987
Time of Examination: 10.35 a.m. 1.9.1987
Dr Amanda Foster, MD, MRCPath, Dip FMSA (Belg.), DMJ Department of Forensic Medicine
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The Burial Ground

Stanley is burying his father, in a field of dumb bedfellows whose sole purpose is to provide balanced nutrition for the more vulnerable members of the animal kingdom: the invertebrates, who eat with the slow, sarcastic knowledge that dinner really isn’t going anywhere. These are the subterranean militia of revenge, whose communal memory stores the cruel holocaust of their various insect species by predictable versions of swat: shoe, garden implement, rolled-up newspaper, cricket bat.

Mr Clasford Williams is the newest, fully paid-up resident of Tower Hamlets’ community of gourmet cadavers, whose social relationship to each other is defined only by proximity and the fact that their hearts, in one breathtaking moment, had stopped.

Here Clasford will crave his daily cocktail of whisky and beer, as rainwater soaks through his rotting oak coffin with its oyster-coloured lining, through the linen safari suit he’d brought with him in 1965, When mi fus come a this blasted country, and finally seeps down to accentuate his thirst and accelerate the decay of brown skin that had been, for thirty-two years, his formal application to British society, determining his acceptance or rejection, something he was always going on about. We doan belong ina this country … we doan belong, Stanley. The bitterness at his transformation from fully qualified chemist in his home country to ill-paid postman in his adopted one never quite overcome. Clasford had overseen the trajectory of Stanley from grammar school boy, to university graduate, to City analyst receiving a weekly pay cheque that Clasford himself could never earn in a whole month of rising at 4 a.m. to sort out the post at the depot. But if it was a slap on the back Stanley craved: ‘Ongle a man like me can produce pickney like oonoo. So don’t swell y’head and tink say y’boots bigger than mine.’

‘Hardly likely,’ Stanley would mutter.

To which Clasford would reply, drawing his arm back as if to hit him, ‘Awa you say?’

‘Nuttin’.’ Stanley shuffled out of the room, letting his father have the last word, as always, as he walked down the corridor.