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Chapters (61)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. PENGUIN BOOKS
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Shipwreck, 1987
  7. Heaven, Really
  8. Flying to Tower Hamlets
  9. The Coroner’s Office
  10. The Burial Ground
  11. Single at Mingles, 1988
  12. Café Italia, Soho
  13. Broadstairs-sur-la-Mer
  14. Clerken-well
  15. Fifty-one Days in Blackheath
  16. London Au Revoir
  17. La France
  18. The Freeway
  19. Hall of Mirrors, Versailles
  20. The Queen of France’s Boudoir
  21. A Caravan in a Country Lane
  22. The Convent
  23. Café des Fantômes, Paris
  24. The Camargue
  25. Morning in a French Lay-by
  26. A Thousand Miles from Home
  27. The Campsite
  28. Summer on the Coast
  29. The Crying Mountain
  30. Seeing Red in Orange Square, Marbella
  31. Rock of Jabal al-Tariq
  32. The Room in Jessie’s Head
  33. Mama Hortense’s Singing Kitchen
  34. Closing Time at Mama’s
  35. The Alps
  36. The Fêted House of Medici, Florence
  37. Continental Shift, Turkey
  38. The Silken Road
  39. Letter from the Court of Jessie at Ölüdeniz
  40. Summer of 1989: Court Budget
  41. Dreams of a Faraway Place
  42. A Trip Down Memory Lane
  43. Old Istanbul
  44. Eighteenth-century Slave Market
  45. In the Sultan’s Seraglio
  46. Life after the Camp Deserter
  47. The Front Line
  48. Güle, Güle, Ölüdeniz
  49. The Ocean Floor
  50. Eastern Anatolia
  51. Slipping into the Middle East
  52. The Supreme Court of ‘Justice’
  53. Antipodean Dreamtime
  54. The Glorious Gulf
  55. Epilogue: Under the Carpet at Windsor
  56. Acknowledgements
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  61. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

the capital of the Ottoman Empire.

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Eighteenth-century Slave Market

The Chief Eunuch of the Palace had been captured and castrated by Egyptian Christians when he was a five-year-old boy in the Sudan. Thirty-five years later he had risen to one of the highest positions in the Ottoman Empire. This morning his white, tubular hat that added fourteen inches to his inconsiderable height, his sumptuous indigo robes that padded out his already rotund shape, his entourage of servants and officials, his sullen obduracy and chilling power, were rewarded with the parting of the crowds on his periodic visit to the slave market.

He had come to view a handsome, dark-skinned Abyssinian boy, who, he had been told, would be a perfect addition to the seraglio.

Stanley had exited the Great Market at Nuruosmaniye Gate and charged on until he ended up at Constantine’s Column, where he found himself attending a real live slave market.

‘What is your name?’ the Chief Eunuch demanded of the boy.

‘Menelik,’ he replied.

The Chief Eunuch slapped the boy in the face. He did not budge or cry.

‘Your name is Ibrahim. Do not forget it. What is your name?’

‘Menelik,’ the boy repeated and, very slowly, rotated his head until his defiant glare landed on Stanley, who was so shocked that he froze. Before his eyes the boy then metamorphosed into an imposing man in military uniform, several medals pinned to his chest, thick, black hair combed flat upon his head but left to curl up over his ears. He was so commanding that Stanley almost felt obliged to attempt an amateurish salute.

‘Not a man to mess with,’ said a voice behind him. Stanley spun around. ‘Hard as nails, that one.’

The owner of the voice was a short man with frizzy hair, olive skin and blue eyes. There was a noticeable moulding of the map of Africa in his rodent-like features, which were encroached upon by bushy sideburns. Leaning against a pillar, he looked debonair and cocky rather than handsome. Out of his black frock coat peeked a white collar, like little wings.

Stanley did not know which one to look at when Menelik/ Ibrahim walked swiftly towards him, chest thrust out, back erect as that of an army officer.

‘While you have little else to do with your time, time waits for no man,’ he said on his approach. ‘I suggest you seize this opportunity to join me on a tour of the seraglio, so that your visit to Constantinople will have been worth while.’

He stood before Stanley with his hands behind his back, feet planted solidly on the ground.

‘Major-General Ibrahim Gannibal,’ he said, introducing himself, extending a hand; Stanley all but wilted under its iron grip. ‘So named by my godfather Tsar Peter the Great, after Hannibal, the Carthaginian general.’