Back Soul Tourists
Chapters (61)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. PENGUIN BOOKS
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Shipwreck, 1987
  7. Heaven, Really
  8. Flying to Tower Hamlets
  9. The Coroner’s Office
  10. The Burial Ground
  11. Single at Mingles, 1988
  12. Café Italia, Soho
  13. Broadstairs-sur-la-Mer
  14. Clerken-well
  15. Fifty-one Days in Blackheath
  16. London Au Revoir
  17. La France
  18. The Freeway
  19. Hall of Mirrors, Versailles
  20. The Queen of France’s Boudoir
  21. A Caravan in a Country Lane
  22. The Convent
  23. Café des Fantômes, Paris
  24. The Camargue
  25. Morning in a French Lay-by
  26. A Thousand Miles from Home
  27. The Campsite
  28. Summer on the Coast
  29. The Crying Mountain
  30. Seeing Red in Orange Square, Marbella
  31. Rock of Jabal al-Tariq
  32. The Room in Jessie’s Head
  33. Mama Hortense’s Singing Kitchen
  34. Closing Time at Mama’s
  35. The Alps
  36. The Fêted House of Medici, Florence
  37. Continental Shift, Turkey
  38. The Silken Road
  39. Letter from the Court of Jessie at Ölüdeniz
  40. Summer of 1989: Court Budget
  41. Dreams of a Faraway Place
  42. A Trip Down Memory Lane
  43. Old Istanbul
  44. Eighteenth-century Slave Market
  45. In the Sultan’s Seraglio
  46. Life after the Camp Deserter
  47. The Front Line
  48. Güle, Güle, Ölüdeniz
  49. The Ocean Floor
  50. Eastern Anatolia
  51. Slipping into the Middle East
  52. The Supreme Court of ‘Justice’
  53. Antipodean Dreamtime
  54. The Glorious Gulf
  55. Epilogue: Under the Carpet at Windsor
  56. Acknowledgements
  57. Read more
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  61. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

‘Come sit, dahling. Constantinople is a long way away and we want you to be cosy.’

So is Kathmandu and Timbuktu, Stanley thought, before replying, ‘I’m only going as far as Istanbul, actually.’

His companion chuckled. ‘Constantinople and Istanbul are one and the same, although the former is the parent of the latter.’

Intrigued, he studied her profile under the guise of looking out of the window. She seemed ageless, blessed with a prettiness suffused with the kind of dignity not bestowed at birth but that one had to earn.

‘Would you like an apple?’

My mother told me never to accept gifts from strangers, he almost quipped, before nodding his assent. He had had no breakfast.

‘It is true. I am a stranger,’ she replied, even though he had not spoken aloud. Or had he?

On her lap was a basket covered with a white napkin. She withdrew the type of small, hard, flawed fruit he hadn’t seen since his childhood. It didn’t look like plastic, nor did it taste watery.

‘I have been making this trip every summer for as long as I can remember. This part of the world is very dear to my heart. In the winter I fly home to Jamaica, to be with my mother.’

Stanley had thought her accent familiar, and he now recognized it as the genteel lilt of Jamaica’s middle classes: that subtle inflection that the mother country’s schoolteachers could never iron out completely. His parents would mock her as one-a dose hoity-toity Uptown Browns.

‘My parents are Jamaican too. Rather, they were.’ He felt so comfortable with this woman that he became more chatty than he’d been in months. ‘I’m always recalling things they used to say. Sometimes I can hardly separate their thoughts from mine; they just jump in and deliver some opinion or wisdom. Much the same as they did in life.’

‘That is the Jamaican way, as you know.’

‘Do I? I don’t really. I’m a Londoner and, well, it might sound pretentious, but these days a citizen of the world, so to speak, or of Europe at least. Hey, maybe we’re related.’

‘I very much doubt it, my dear, unless your parents lived to be two hundred years old.’

She turned to look at him directly for the first time. Her eyes glistened like spoonfuls of raw demerara sugar; yet they had no soft centre – no pupils. He sunk into his seat and slapped his forehead with his palm and exclaimed, ‘Bomboclaat!’

‘And if you wish to converse with me, kindly refrain from such profanities. I am sure your father did not raise you to talk like that.’