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Chapters (61)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. PENGUIN BOOKS
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Shipwreck, 1987
  7. Heaven, Really
  8. Flying to Tower Hamlets
  9. The Coroner’s Office
  10. The Burial Ground
  11. Single at Mingles, 1988
  12. Café Italia, Soho
  13. Broadstairs-sur-la-Mer
  14. Clerken-well
  15. Fifty-one Days in Blackheath
  16. London Au Revoir
  17. La France
  18. The Freeway
  19. Hall of Mirrors, Versailles
  20. The Queen of France’s Boudoir
  21. A Caravan in a Country Lane
  22. The Convent
  23. Café des Fantômes, Paris
  24. The Camargue
  25. Morning in a French Lay-by
  26. A Thousand Miles from Home
  27. The Campsite
  28. Summer on the Coast
  29. The Crying Mountain
  30. Seeing Red in Orange Square, Marbella
  31. Rock of Jabal al-Tariq
  32. The Room in Jessie’s Head
  33. Mama Hortense’s Singing Kitchen
  34. Closing Time at Mama’s
  35. The Alps
  36. The Fêted House of Medici, Florence
  37. Continental Shift, Turkey
  38. The Silken Road
  39. Letter from the Court of Jessie at Ölüdeniz
  40. Summer of 1989: Court Budget
  41. Dreams of a Faraway Place
  42. A Trip Down Memory Lane
  43. Old Istanbul
  44. Eighteenth-century Slave Market
  45. In the Sultan’s Seraglio
  46. Life after the Camp Deserter
  47. The Front Line
  48. Güle, Güle, Ölüdeniz
  49. The Ocean Floor
  50. Eastern Anatolia
  51. Slipping into the Middle East
  52. The Supreme Court of ‘Justice’
  53. Antipodean Dreamtime
  54. The Glorious Gulf
  55. Epilogue: Under the Carpet at Windsor
  56. Acknowledgements
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  61. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

William: I will hound thee too, because of thy skin.
Listen to this verse. ‘Tis the best ever written.

‘My mistress’s eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;

If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.’

Lucy: S’truth, give me metal, William! I beseech thee.
Use thy sway with your patron, Henry,

Earl of Southampton, to have me ensconced
within a castle until this terror subsides.

Now listen to me and stop droning on with your
romantic folly. I have heard it all afore

from countless men who grace my bed
and bugger off without even a ta ra, then,

forgetting their fine gentlemanly manners,
that I, a lowly pro, have feelings too.

[Aside] Or did have once, when I was wild and green
and transplanted from wild forest and beach

and heat and sea and a spoken tongue
as soft on the ears as sand granules running

through mine fingers. Until I came to this,
this machiavellian city of stinking deceit.

William: Fie! Thou art too froward, woman.
Thou wilt be safe here. Worry not.

Canst thou not see that thou hath inspired
greatness in me? Now, listen to this one.

‘Therefore my mistress’s eyes are raven black,
Her brow so suited, and they mourners seem
At such, who, not born fair, no beauty lack,
Sland’ring creation with false esteem:
Yet so they mourn, becoming of their woe,
That every tongue says, beauty should not look so.’

William’s gaze shifts to the window, where he dreams upon the miracle of his own poetry. His words sound familiar to Stanley, but he cannot quite put his finger on it. He is mindful to nudge William and tell him to climb back down from his own fundament and listen to what this Lucy-woman is telling him. He must take her away from the city, which is closing in on her. Stanley wonders if he is also convincing himself.

William: So oft have I invok’d thee for my Muse,
And found such fair assistance in my verse.

Lucy: Then stop the drivel and help me out, goddamit!

She prowls around William like a big cat sizing up its prey. Stanley hopes she’ll bend over William so that her breasts pop up from her bodice and squash against his own back. William thinks he will never understand women, but knows enough to allow them to let off steam every now and then, like Annie, back home in Stratford.

Lucy: Even though I’m just an image for thy poems
Merely a play on darkness against the light

or somesuch nonsense for them to quibble over.
O, and a great fuck too!

William tries to grab her, but she swings out of his reach.

William: To win me soon to hell my female end.

Lucy: Yes, twisted, and rotting and worse than a snake’s bite.
And thou knowst what? Everyone’s had me!